3 naked man in a sauna .an American Japanese and a Irish.
They heard a beeping sound,,
the American touches his arm and says. that's my pager .i have a microchip under my skin,
next. a phone rings and the Japanese man lifts his palm to his ear , he says i have a microchip in my hand,
The irish man feeling very lowtech went to the toilet .then cane back with a toilet paper hanging from his a r s .he says 'oh Jaysus would you look at that i'am getting a Fax message
2007-03-21 21:32:25 · 43 answers · asked by JJ 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
To shermand .
how do you know.. did you have your nose that close to see
2007-03-27 19:46:36 · update #1
To mee mee.. Fantastic one.. wow that's a gooden
2007-03-28 01:12:06 · update #2
haha thats great 10
2007-03-21 21:35:28 · answer #1 · answered by gregs111 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Lol i like!
A naked man stands in the mirror and says to his wife, "Look at that, 12 stone of pure dynamite that is". The wife replies " Yea, shame about the two inch fuse!" Sorry guys xx
2007-03-27 10:45:44 · answer #2 · answered by chaos4eternity 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
This guy goes hunting and bags a deer. He brings home a hunk of it to cook for dinner, but as he know how picky his son and daughter are, he tell his wife to not tell them what it is because if they knew, they will refuse to eat it. When his son asks "what's for dinner?" he says "You'll see".
At the dinner table, the daughter keeps pestering him to tell her what they are having and he gets pissed off and says "Ok, I'll give you a hint, heres a clue, its something that your mother calls me every now and then", and the daughter jumps up shouting "Dont eat it, dont eat it, its an a***hole!"
2007-03-29 10:27:50 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
That was good. I have heard that one 3 different ways not but they are all funny.
Lets see now...I am trying to think of one...Okay well I don't have one but my husband always gets his dad with this line...When he is talking to his dad he says
Hey dad...I heard you were kissing MYRA last week...
Dad usually says "whos myra" and my husband says "MY RIGHT NUT". Okay its really funnier when they go through it. Sorry if you didn't laugh.
2007-03-29 17:48:05 · answer #4 · answered by { Me } 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Fantastic, great for a Friday morning x
2007-03-29 21:28:54 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The person observing the, also naked and in the water, screamed and said "Oh!, what a beutiful phto I took and emailed to my wife".
2007-03-29 16:40:09 · answer #6 · answered by sensekonomikx 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey pen it is good one for me.. after years and years.. how much ever you try to read the dfax.. tou wont believe my freind the other parties would have been keeping this fax at their arms' length...but still worth to see a colourful one... yes may be for the first time and with some value addition...
2007-03-28 03:45:23 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋
An Irish family have been found frozen to death outside the Dublin Odeon cinema. They had been queuing for 3 weeks to see " Closed for the winter".
Hope you like.......
2007-03-21 22:11:26 · answer #8 · answered by dod377 2 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Good one. Here's one for you.
What's the difference between the Rolling Stones and a Scotsman?
The Stones say - "Hey you, get off of my cloud" and the Scotsman says- "Hey McLeod! Get off of my ewe!"
2007-03-23 18:46:26 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Absolutely brill
2007-03-29 12:45:44 · answer #10 · answered by Jim M 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋