A guy was sitting quietly reading his paper when his wife walked up behind him and whacked him on the head with a frying pan.
“What the hell was that for?” he asked.
“That was for the piece of paper in your pants pocket with the name Mary Lou written on it,” she replied.
“But you don’t understand,” he pleaded. “Two weeks ago when I went to the races, Mary Lou was the name of one of the horses I bet on.”
“Oh honey, I’m sorry,” she said. “I should have known there was a good explanation.”
Three days later he was watching a ball game on TV when she walked up and hit him in the head again, this time with the iron skillet, which knocked him out cold. When he came to, he asked, “What was that for?” he begged.
“Your horse called!”
2007-03-21 19:32:11 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Funny :-)
2007-03-21 19:57:06 · answer #1 · answered by stoutseun69 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny, but i've heard that one before. it's worth the circulation, though. thanks.
here's another:
A businessman and his secretary, overcome by passion, go to his house for an early afternoon "quickie."
"Don't worry," he purrs. "My wife is out of town on a business trip, so there's no risk."
As one thing leads to another, the woman reaches into her purse and suddenly gasps, "We have to stop, I forgot to bring birth control!"
"No problem," her lover replies. "I'll get my wife's diaphragm."
After a few minutes of searching, he returns to the bedroom in a fury. "That witch!" he exclaims. "She took it with her! I always knew she didn't trust me!"
2007-03-22 02:36:56 · answer #2 · answered by fiver 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yes funny 10
2007-03-22 02:36:24 · answer #3 · answered by gregs111 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Figured it out, fair, 6/10
2007-03-22 02:37:56 · answer #4 · answered by zeroartmac 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
ha ha ha that was really good, it must have been as i am not a morning person but it made me laugh, good start to my day thank you xx
2007-03-22 02:37:42 · answer #5 · answered by MAD FEMALE 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol, Funny. What are the odds? lol
2007-03-22 02:36:41 · answer #6 · answered by yolkyolk 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
remind me to empty my pockets lol
2007-03-22 07:09:58 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
how come a new joke gets put on here and then everyone copys it?? why why why would you do that?
2007-03-22 04:36:09 · answer #8 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
haha funny =]
2007-03-22 03:33:10 · answer #9 · answered by asdfjkl; 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes it is funny
2007-03-22 02:38:00 · answer #10 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋