A lady walked into a drugstore and told the pharmacist she needed some cyanide right away. The pharmacist naturally was concerned by such a request and asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?"
The lady then explained that she needed it to poison her husband. The pharmacist's eyes got big and he said, "I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband! That's against the law! I'll lose my license. They'll throw both of us in jail and all kinds of bad things will happen! Absolutely not—you cannot have any cyanide!"
The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife.
The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, "Well, now. You didn't tell me you had a prescription."
2007-03-21 19:30:51 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
see you are still the queen out here lol
2007-03-22 00:08:36 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha... u made me laugh...
definitely funny... i laugh on the pharmacist reply regarding prescription..
LOL
2007-03-22 02:35:06 · answer #2 · answered by elaine 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Amazing what you get on prescription these days ! haha
2007-03-22 02:33:23 · answer #3 · answered by Scotty 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Loved it, good job she didnt take one of me. have a star
2007-03-22 08:04:20 · answer #4 · answered by newciderman 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok, now that is funny right there, better than your last two u just posted.
2007-03-22 02:51:58 · answer #5 · answered by ice_purple969 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha thats good
2007-03-22 02:40:42 · answer #6 · answered by gregs111 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
very funny thankyou
2007-03-22 02:33:30 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I like that!
2007-03-22 02:33:41 · answer #8 · answered by Ya-sai 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
neat but it wasnt that funny
2007-03-22 02:34:34 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Funny :-)
2007-03-22 03:02:07 · answer #10 · answered by stoutseun69 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋