Funny Joke...?

Question

There are three parts:

1.) How do you put an elephant in a refridgerator?

2.) There's a big animal party. All the animals are there. Which animal isn't there?

3.) You come to a crocodile infested river. How do you cross?

Answer 1

These aren't jokes. more like problem solving!

1. open the refrigerator, throw the elephant in, close the ref.

2. the elephant isn't at the big animal party because he's stuck in the fridge. (poor guy i hope theres two of them int ere a girl and a boy)

3. just swim across. all the crocos are the party havin sum roast animal and are boozing around tuba.

what the heck, now they have animal party!!!!

Answer 2

put all the letters of elephant and put them in the refrigerator.
all the animals are in the party so no animal is absent.
since you didn't ask cross the river i just make a cross sign on the mud or a tree.

Answer 3

1. Open the fridge, put elephant in and close the fridge.
2. Elephant coz he is in the fridge.
3. Without a problem, all crocs are at the party.

Answer 4

That's not really a joke...

1) Open the fridge and put the elephant in...

2) The elephant

3) Wade or swim across... the alligators are at the party.

Answer 5

Why is it a undesirable theory to play UNO with mexicans? because of the fact they'll continuously thieve your green-taking part in cards. A Mexican and a Blackman are in a motor vehicle. who's making use of? A cop what's the version between a blackman and a bench? A bench can help a family individuals of four Why dosn't Mexico have an Olympic team? because of the fact each physique which could run, leap and swim is already right here.

Answer 6

ans
1)open the door, put elephant inside the refrigerator and close.

2)elephant isn't there...because its inside the fridge.

3)take a flight and cross the river.

hope its funny my answers..

Answer 7

1. you mince it
2. the bear. cause it's hibernation time
3. you dress in a crocodile costume


here's a funny joke....
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So, there's a construction foreman at a jobsite, and he goes up to this German guy who's working for him and tells him, "I need you to build me a whole" and he gives him the measurements and tells the German that he'll be back later to check his progress. Then he goes up to the next guy, a Russian, and tells him to Fill the whole with concrete and that he'll be back later to check how he's doing. Then he goes up the the third guy, an Asian, and tells him to take care of all the supplies and make sure that they're all clean and put away and he'll check on him when he gets back. Well, the foreman comes back later that day and goes and sees that the whole's been dug and filled, but all the equipment is everywhere and he asks "where's that Asian guy at, I thought I put him in charge of all this stuff." and right then the Asian jumps out and yells "SUPPLIES!"

Answer 8

there are 4 parts how do you put giraffe in fridge


open door put elephant in


elephants not there

swim the crocs are at party

Answer 9

1- trunk first 2- the little one. 3- use the bridge.

Answer 10

this is a repeat - are you taking someone elses jokes????