I asked the guy at Home Depot and he says no such thing exists. I say he is a liar and Home Depot can kiss this customer goodbye.
2007-03-21 18:01:55 · 13 answers · asked by blondepiaga 1 in Consumer Electronics ➔ Other - Electronics
bring her to the batting cage without the bat
2007-03-21 18:10:15 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
The Sybian from Howard Stern
2007-03-22 01:06:02 · answer #2 · answered by Tyrone Biggums 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's not a machine, it's a piece of shiny plastic that can be used to purchase any kind of good. Hand her one and let her go shopping.
2007-03-27 02:04:47 · answer #3 · answered by snapessxy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You have one attached to you. Just shove it into her mouth and she'll be quieted. That or if you're a bit of a sadist you can buy a strap and give a swat on the *** when she nags. Nothing says I love you like spousal abuse.
2007-03-22 01:06:54 · answer #4 · answered by Doctor Slernon 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
A washing machine, dishwasher, floor scrubbing machine, etc...if they're cleaning, they ain't talking.
2007-03-22 01:11:08 · answer #5 · answered by sean1201 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd imagine a shotgun could be quite effective
2007-03-22 01:06:26 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Some form of massage system. Be it a vibrator or a simple massage chair that everyone can love......
2007-03-22 07:37:08 · answer #7 · answered by Isabel 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Buy her a nice Dildo since you are obviously not doing the job!
2007-03-22 01:11:40 · answer #8 · answered by Brown Eyed Girl 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Try marriage counseling.
2007-03-22 01:05:38 · answer #9 · answered by notyou311 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Try a vibrator....unless she's a screamer :P
2007-03-22 01:10:54 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋