Did you hear about Boudreaux and Thibodeaux?

Question

Boudreaux and Thibodeaux worked together and both were laid off, so
they went to the unemployment office.

When asked his occupation, Boudreaux answered, "Panty Stitcher. I sew
da elastic onto ladies' cotton panties." The clerk looked up Panty
Stitcher. Finding it classified as unskilled labor, she gave him $300 a
week unemployment pay.

Thibodeaux was asked his occupation. "Diesel Fitter," he replied.
Since diesel fitter was a skilled job, the clerk gave Thibodeaux $600 a
week.

When Boudreaux found out he was furious. He stormed back into the
office to find out why his friend and co-worker was collecting double
his pay.

The clerk explained, "Panty stitchers are unskilled and diesel
fitters are skilled labor."

"What skill?" yelled Boudreaux. "I sew the elastic on da panties,
Thibodeaux puts dem over his head and says: "Yeah, diesel fitter."

Answer 1

roflmao... i guess they fitted him well (i mean the job description, not the panties)...

hahahahahahahaha

good one... thanx for the laugh

Answer 2

What's with the fancy names? Lol

Answer 3

You should see what Boudreaux did da otha day!
A very drunk patron at a bar is trying to impress everyone with his fighting ability. "I am trained in every hand-to-hand combat there is," he says. To further prove his point, he walks up to Boudreaux, who happened to be in the bar, and whops him behind the neck! "Karate chop from China," he says. Poor Boudreaux gets up off the floor and sits back in his seat, saying nothing. The big man hits him again. "Judo from Japan." L il ol Boudreaux once again picks himself up off the floor and continues sipping his beer. The man grabs him putting Boudreaux in a state of suspended animation. "That s a nerve pinch from Korea." After a few minutes, Boudreaux is able to move again. Instead of getting back on his bar stool he walks out. Ten minutes later he walks in with a large board in his hands and hits the drunk square in the head with the board, laying him flat out on the floor. Looking down at his tormenter, Boudreaux says, "Two-by-four from Home Depot."

Answer 4

LOL