I am going on a date tonight with an American guy and he said he wanted me to ride his bologna pony. Is there anything I should prepare for?
2007-03-21 16:36:24 · 16 answers · asked by i_love_nosfednks 1 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
Why do you waste people's time?
You are not Thai - I have never met a Thai who could put together a sentence like that.
You are obviously a Yank who is taking the piss.
A sad American loser
My advice - piss off back to the States and stop denegrating Thai women
2007-03-23 05:56:19 · answer #1 · answered by Mike W 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh my god, I can't stop laughing. heheh
Tell him, "Hey, I am not some Pattaya Beach bar girl. What the hell, do you think all Thai girls are complete whores?"
Sprinkle in some Thai yelling, too.
Then tell him the date is canceled. If he calls up and apologizes, then consider going out with him...maybe
Well, but if you are a bar girl: Demand money up front. Tell him, "Don't try anything stupid either, my cousin is TNDP! (Thailand National Police Department, for those readers who have never visited the beautiful Thai country)
Oh, I am still laughing.
Seriously, good luck. Girls there have it rough.
2007-03-21 23:47:26 · answer #2 · answered by A Military Veteran 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a bolgona is a breed of horse, which some people call ponies. sounds like a nice guy. i wouldnt let anyone else ride my pony.
2007-03-21 23:49:51 · answer #3 · answered by Richard J 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Uh....
Well....
yes.
You should be prepared. The "bologna pony" (congratulations on spelling it correctly) is but one of many, many euphemisms for the male genitalia.
He wants to, uh..."get it on" so to speak.
Good Luck!
;o)
2007-03-21 23:42:02 · answer #4 · answered by tahunajcw 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Shave your legs if you're ready to have sex with this loser. You should have asked him what that meant. The more you're around people speaking English, the more you'll learn the slang. And don't be afraid to ask what something means!
2007-03-21 23:41:10 · answer #5 · answered by LadyLynn 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it means he lives on a ranch and has pony named bolgna and wants to take it for a ride
2007-03-21 23:42:05 · answer #6 · answered by tesla 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He wants to have sex with you. Sounds like he's interested in his own pleasure rather than getting to know you and letting it happen when you're both ready...
2007-03-21 23:40:33 · answer #7 · answered by blah 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Put your chaps on honey. And I hope you like it with plenty of mayo.Spread the Wonder bread, and hold the pickle.
2007-03-21 23:59:40 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That means he wants you to have sex with him. Be careful. He sounds like a dirtbag.
2007-03-21 23:38:45 · answer #9 · answered by patchouligirl 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It sounds like he wants to have sex with you tonight.
2007-03-21 23:38:14 · answer #10 · answered by rosecoloredglasses4me 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋