Q: What do farmers give their wives on Valentine’s Day?
A: Hogs and Kisses!
Boring husband: Honey, why are you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?
Bored wife: Because I married the wrong man!
Q: What did Frankenstein say to his girlfriend?
A: “Be my valenstein!”
Q: Do skunks celebrate Valentine’s Day?
A: Sure, they’re very scent-imental!
Q: What does a man who loves his car do on February 14?
A: He gives it a Valenshine!
Girl: “I can’t be your valentine for medical reasons.”
Boy: “Really?”
Girl: “Yeah, you make me sick!”
Q: Why is Valentine’s Day the best day for a celebration?
A: Because you can really party hearty!
Q: What did the cholcolate syrup say to the ice cream?
A: “I’m sweet on you!”
Q: What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine’s Day?
A: A hug and a quiche!
Q: Why should you send your sweetie a valentine?
A: Because you always heart the one you love!
Q: Why did the pig give his girlfriend a box of candy?
A: It was Valenswine’s Day!
Q: What do
2007-03-21 16:21:06 · 6 answers · asked by jeffrey ooi 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
OMG ROFL I like this one the best:
Boring husband: Honey, why are you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?
Bored wife: Because I married the wrong man!
Thnxx =]
2007-03-21 16:42:43 · answer #1 · answered by anonymous 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute
2007-03-21 16:31:56 · answer #2 · answered by diannegoodwin@sbcglobal.net 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you may desire to provide her the jewelry at dinner. in step with hazard dinner might desire to get replaced to 7:30 or 8:00. 8 thirty is slightly too previous due. yet different than which you're an particularly romantic guy!
2016-11-27 21:09:52 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ya those are all right. some are kinda cute
2007-03-21 16:50:00 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i like those, i cant think of any more at the moment.
2007-03-21 16:33:09 · answer #5 · answered by premedhopeful 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice one..it make me tickle......
2007-03-21 17:02:40 · answer #6 · answered by ♪♫♪Music Lover♪♫♪ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋