why are you so disrespectful to our Lord and Savior you think you are making a silly joke but u are offending all of us that keep God sacred in our lifes and you need to ask God for forgiveness so you also may enter the kingdom of heaven for sure it is not a laughing mattermy friend
2007-03-21 15:34:30
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answered by tasks mom 4
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I bet you just wanted a bit of ice cream on your donut with your coffee.
Putting ice cream on your donut has nothing to do with getting to Heaven. In order tp get to Heaven, you have to repent of all your sins (meaning it) and believe with all your heart that Jesus died on the cross for your sins, because he loves you.To make this realationship stronger with the lord, go to church, read your Bible, pray , and talk to pastors, preist or some kind of religious leader.
2007-03-21 22:40:57
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answered by Anonymous
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NO! you are a heretic! Cream on a donut will send you straight to hell! You must eat JELLY donuts! Dont you know? Jelly counts as a fruit and makes the donut good for you!
2007-03-21 22:34:58
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answered by sngcanary 5
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That is what they call synchronicity. When the two meet at the same time for an unearthly reason; the donut & the cream.
2007-03-21 22:30:16
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answered by Anonymous
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I doubt that God is that trivial. Consider sharing your donut with someone truly in need, that might be a partial ticket if you made that a habit in your life.
2007-03-21 22:31:04
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answered by KirksWorld 5
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If you eat it at the right time, in the right place, under the right authority, with the right people.
Drinking coffee is way out. Sorry!
2007-03-21 22:34:27
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answered by Fotomama 5
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Nowadays, in wealthy countries, overeating is the first cause of death.
So, if:
+ you are already in overweight.
+ you smoke.
+ you add cream on your donut.
then every day, in every donut, you get closer and closer to heaven.
2007-03-21 22:41:44
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answered by emmanuel 2
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Man get real,a donut has nothin to do with you getting to heaven. You need to start reading your bible.
2007-03-21 22:34:36
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answered by fonda t 2
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omg that sounds so good right now. stop making me hungry for sweets! :0
2007-03-21 22:29:29
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answered by Mayonaise 6
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God has a divine plan for you.
2007-03-21 22:29:56
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answered by Anonymous
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