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One day a brunnete was driving home from work, as she got out of the car she heard her blonde neighbor crying. "Oh my god what wrong?" the brunnete asked. "My mother just died!" said the blonde crying out. The brunnete feeling sorry for the blonde comforted her for the whole day. The next day the brunnete saw the blonde crying outside. "Now what the hell is wrong?!" said the brunnete. "Ohh, it's terrible...my sister called, and her mother died too!"

2007-03-21 15:11:55 · 26 answers · asked by Guess Who? 5 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

26 answers

Thats silly
Its dumb
Its hilarious!
I just laughed so hard

2007-03-21 15:14:57 · answer #1 · answered by STPM™ 1 · 1 1

rofl superb a blonde and a guy are watching the information, seeing a guy threatening to kill himself by ability of leaping off a development. the guy says "whats up, i guess you $50 he jumps." theblonde replies, "i guess $50 that he doesnt. the guy on the television jumps to his dying. the blonde reaches into her handbag while the guy confesses that he had seen the guy bounce on the 12 o'clock information and pronounced he couldnt take the money. "no, you're taking it" the blonde spoke back."i observed the 12 o'clock information too, i only didnt think of he might bounce this time xD

2016-10-01 07:34:42 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

hmmm lets see a classic blonde joke... Oh I have one Here it goes... So there was a girl who lived in L.A. ( a blonde one of course) that was walking along with her friend and asked her BLONDE friend, Which is closest to us; the moon or Las Vegas. Her friend responds" DUHH can you see Las Vegas????"
HOPE YOU GET THE BLONDE JOKE (GOOD LUCK)

2007-03-21 15:17:48 · answer #3 · answered by iluvlaney6 2 · 1 0

Just wait till she hears from the rest of the family.

2007-03-21 15:14:20 · answer #4 · answered by Kuji 7 · 2 0

just wait till the rest of the family calls too!!, thanx for the laugh! lol

2007-03-21 15:46:28 · answer #5 · answered by Lets go 2 Candy Mt. Charlie!!!! 3 · 0 0

that is a dumb blonde joke...even though it is kinda funny
at least it's better than what my brother comes up with!

2007-03-21 15:17:47 · answer #6 · answered by -- 3 · 0 0

Hahahahahaha! That's funny!

2007-03-21 15:19:14 · answer #7 · answered by Prayer Warrior 5 · 0 0

why are blondes belly buttons always wet?


because blond guys are dumb too!

2007-03-21 15:15:32 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

that's kinda funny but not as funny as the time i got fired from walmart for lying about being retarded

2007-03-21 15:15:46 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

i got a good one... one day yet another yahoo account holder told a bad blonde joke with poor spelling and didn't use the spell checker.

2007-03-21 15:15:09 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 2

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