A girl with no arms and no legs is sitting on the beach crying.
A boy walks up to her and asks, "Why are you crying?"
She answers, "I've never been kissed before."
The boy kisses her, and at first the girl is filled with such joy that she cannot speak. Then she starts crying again.
Once again, the boy asks, "Why are you crying?"
"I've never been screwed before."
The boy picks her up, throws her into the water and says--" "
Whoever answers right first gets 10 points.
2007-03-21 15:07:53 · 6 answers · asked by Michaela Lawson 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
now you're screwed
2007-03-21 15:11:04 · answer #1 · answered by mysweetest666 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Now your screwed.
2007-03-21 15:14:02 · answer #2 · answered by StuffitTuff 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
*Considered yourself screwed
*You're screwed now
2007-03-21 15:11:53 · answer #3 · answered by marbles85 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you are now!the tides coming in!
2007-03-21 15:11:41 · answer #4 · answered by qųěęŋ ŏf ħęãŗţş 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
now you're screwed!!!!!!!!!
2007-03-21 15:11:56 · answer #5 · answered by Cuppycake♥ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Whoops!!"
2007-03-21 15:18:33 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋