I've had a really rough day I mean really bad! If anything could go wrong it did! Does anyone have something funny to say to make me smile or a word of encouragement?!
2007-03-21 14:58:42 · 18 answers · asked by cassi 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I was at the mall the other day eating at the food court. I noticed an old man watching a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, and blue.The old man kept staring at him. The teenager would look and find the old man staring every time. When the teenager had enough, he sarcastically asked, "What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life? "The old man did not bat an eye in his response, "Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son."
(God bless, it'll get better)
2007-03-21 15:00:36 · answer #1 · answered by Red neck 7 · 19⤊ 1⤋
It's all about attitude...I'll share this quote, I think it's from Tom Robbins, but I'm not sure:
"It's a constant attitude adjustment. You're always fiddling with the dial. It's like taking a shower in a cheap motel."
Keep your chin up...better days are ahead.
2007-03-21 15:05:09 · answer #2 · answered by Denise S 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Tomorrow's bound to be at least a little bit better. God bless you. I've had days like you describe, and the only thing that's gotten me through them has been to pray to God to be with me, to give me strength, courage, and compassion. It works.
2007-03-21 15:05:43 · answer #3 · answered by Amalthea 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
One night a burglar is trying to break into a house. He's sneaking across the lawn when he hears a voice - "Jesus is watching you!" He jumps, turns around, but he doesn't see anything. So he starts creeping across the lawn again. "Jesus is watching you!" He hears it again. So now the burglar is really looking around, and he sees a parrot in a cage by the side of the house. He says to the parrot, "Did you say that?" The parrot answers "Yes I did." So the burglar asks, "What's your name?" The parrot says "Clarence." The burglar says "What kind of stupid idiot would name his parrot Clarence?" The parrot laughs and says, "The same stupid idiot that named his Rottweiler 'Jesus' "
2007-03-21 15:03:24 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 8⤊ 0⤋
Well I could tell you a little about myself.....I'm a schizophrenic, insomniac, dyslexic atheist.....which means I stay up all night arguing with myself over the existence of 'dog'. (LOL)
I'm sorry you had a terrible day...just remember "this too shall pass".
2007-03-21 15:04:04 · answer #5 · answered by Medusa 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
we all suffer. But in the end it makes us stronger. what we overcome, can only make us grow! dont forget many people care about you...God loves you and never forget that. He is always there for you and so is The Religion and Spirtuality section!
2007-03-21 15:04:37 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
It can only get better if this was the worst day, good luck! Remember, God will not give us more then we can bear. I have days when I wish he wouldn't trust me so much too. (ha! ha!)
2007-03-21 15:03:53 · answer #7 · answered by JAN 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You lived to talk about it. That means you are a though cookie. Keep it up. Tomorrow will be better.
2007-03-21 15:04:20 · answer #8 · answered by charmaine f 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I so hope that the jokes that people have given you have made you laugh some. They worked for me.
2007-03-21 15:07:42 · answer #9 · answered by mrs.mom 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Come closer to the monitor.
There I just gave you a hug.
2007-03-21 15:06:50 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋