2007-03-21 14:53:11 · 19 answers · asked by happyaston7 2 in Education & Reference ➔ Quotations
"Son, when participating in sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose - It's how drunk you get!"
2007-03-21 14:58:19 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Homers best 1 liner is DUFF
2007-03-21 21:59:40 · answer #2 · answered by colin050659 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you said it!
we've all got a sense of humour so what're you doin' in this section?
Oh g*d ! I just ate the whole section!
Favorite line went somethimg like :
Marge "I'll put it in the microwave, it'll take 10 seconds"
Homer "But I want it NOW!"
Loads more, obviously. But that line can be used on so many situations.
2007-03-21 22:50:16 · answer #3 · answered by funnygirl 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
AS he is a legend, he has so many, a few of my favs are......
"operator, give me the number for 911"
"lord help me, im just not that bright"
"don't eat me, i have a wife and kids, eat them"
very funny indeed.....
2007-03-21 23:15:28 · answer #4 · answered by AngeleyesOddette... 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why you little, doh
2007-03-21 22:00:42 · answer #5 · answered by Animal 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I like to lie down and stuff myself with Duff'n donuts!!
2007-03-22 15:51:27 · answer #6 · answered by Birdman 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
after the alcohol pro hibition
"too alcohol,the cause and solution too all of lifes problems"
2007-03-21 22:59:22 · answer #7 · answered by slashdog2003 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ooh, there's a New Mexico.
So hard to pick one!
2007-03-21 22:58:01 · answer #8 · answered by Matthew P 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"I'm gonna be the best mono-thingy guy ever...."
closely followed by "I call the big one bitey"
coinicidentally from the same episode.
2007-03-22 01:02:28 · answer #9 · answered by Roger S 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think I brained my damage
2007-03-21 22:01:00 · answer #10 · answered by morningstaar321 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋