An explorer in the deepest Amazon suddenly finds himself surrounded by a bloodthirsty group of cannibals.
Upon surveying the situation, he says quietly to himself, "Oh God, I'm screwed."
The sky darkens and a voice booms out, "No, you are NOT screwed. Pick up that stone at your feet and bash in the head of the chief standing in front of you."
So with the stone he bashes the life out of the chief. Standing above the lifeless body, breathing heavily looking at 100 angry natives...
The voice booms out again, "Okay... NOW you're screwed."
2007-03-21 14:48:30 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That's a good one. Love you, love your show!
2007-03-21 15:02:30 · answer #1 · answered by Guess Who? 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
lmao i bet the person or ppl that said not funny dont even have tha brains to get the joke
2007-03-24 03:28:01 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I don't think that any tribes in the amazon ever practiced cannabalism.
2007-03-27 23:00:20 · answer #3 · answered by Olive 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
ROFL now thats funny
2007-03-21 21:59:08 · answer #4 · answered by Bizzaregrl 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nyeh. I've heard it enough times so that it's not funny.
2007-03-21 22:05:21 · answer #5 · answered by Michaela Lawson 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
thats almost as funny as the jokes that is said about my mom................oh wait?/!
2007-03-21 22:15:21 · answer #6 · answered by hotstuff 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that really helps
2007-03-21 22:04:16 · answer #7 · answered by qųěęŋ ŏf ħęãŗţş 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Now that's ****** up!
2007-03-28 16:13:55 · answer #8 · answered by kamarla_phillips06 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol that was awsome
2007-03-21 21:50:58 · answer #9 · answered by D-mac 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL....that was pretty good!
2007-03-28 16:13:44 · answer #10 · answered by Kbear 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋