what are some mean comments to say to guys?

Answer 1

You're my best friend for life!

Answer 2

Well,
1. No, really your a guy?
2. Is that a bald patch I see?!
3. Laugh at EVERYTHING he says.
4. If he says something like 'nice outfit' say 'yeah, yours too but when I try to look like a frigid______(his hair color) I try not to look so constipated'.
5. OMG! I feel bad for you! You must be soooooo constipated!
6. Oh I think your boyfriend is calling you!

Answer 3

If You Wanna Be Really Mean Tell Him He Has The Smallest Penis You've Ever Seen

Answer 4

A mean comment could be "You're shut off for a week."

Answer 5

You could call him:

Cancer patient, burn victim, runway model, Fisty McFistshimself, Corky, a degenerate hermaphrodite, two racks, Mommy's little angel, God's little mistake, or just plain 'mistake', or make fun of his petrified socks or whatever else he uses to clean up after himself.

Answer 6

I'm assuming that you want to make mean comments.

My advice to you is don't.

Why would you want to belittle yourself?

You must be immature or a very angry women.

In either case you have a serious personality defect ...grow up!

Answer 7

Are you happy to see me or is that a Bryan`s Lil Smokie in your pocket?

Answer 8

you smell weird....you look funny....uhmm....just the smallest thing like lets say he has blue eyes be like i dont like blue eyes[even if you have them that will make him even madder] and be like i love brown[its a plus if his bff has brown or pick any colour] but the smallest thing can make him mad, you really dont even have to try

Answer 9

I cant curse on this site so just call them a butt nugget or an idiot or comment on their small penis and ...uh small ...uuh peaches too.

Answer 10

on behalf of the guys out there, i answer this:
if you really have to ask, you're in no position to insult anybody. if you can't figure out what i mean, then you just proved the fact.