He laid her on the table,
So white and clean and bare.
His forehead wet with beads of sweat,
He rubbed her here and there.
He touched her neck and then her breast,
And then he felt her thigh.
The slit was wet and all was set,
He gave a joyous cry.
The hole was wide -- he looked inside,
All was dark and murky.
He rubbed his hands and stretched out his arms,
...And then he stuffed the turkey.
And where was your dirty mind heading???
2007-03-21 14:46:44 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i heard one sorta like this but it was with this dentist instead
2007-03-27 20:04:16 · answer #1 · answered by Katie L 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I thought he was spreading a tablecloth! HONESTLY!
2007-03-28 15:24:20 · answer #2 · answered by kamarla_phillips06 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ummmmmm that was kinda pervy
2007-03-26 16:02:38 · answer #3 · answered by Liv 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
FUNNY DIRTY BUT FUNNY
2007-03-28 15:53:12 · answer #4 · answered by Crystal 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HOOK-LINE- and SINKER !!!! I bet I'm not the only one !!!!
2007-03-28 16:36:26 · answer #5 · answered by jc 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i liked this one!
2007-03-21 21:54:54 · answer #6 · answered by malgosia 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
u got me!
2007-03-27 16:11:44 · answer #7 · answered by Mustang_gurl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-03-27 22:13:38 · answer #8 · answered by just wandering 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
eww....please don't tell me you did this............if so then.......YOU'RE SUCH A PERV!
2007-03-26 19:21:22 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
umm somewhere beyond...lmao..heya..:-)
2007-03-21 21:58:17 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋