2007-03-21 13:57:02 · 11 answers · asked by Nicholas 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I just answered this question, yesterday I think. It's asked on here alot actually. One I heard on TV the other day I liked
was...
Nick Hogan said it... "How much does a polar bear weigh...?
Enough to break the ice, Hi, I'm Nick"
An old school one I've been told alot is..."I lost my number can I have yours?"
Here are some funny ones:
Did you clean your pants with Windex? I can practically see myself in them.
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I am conducting a field test of how many woman have pierced nipples.
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Should I call you in the morning or nudge you?
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Stand back, I'm a doctor. You go get an ambulance, I'll loosen her clothes.
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Want to come see my HARD DRIVE? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it ain't floppy.
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Would you like to come over to my place later? You can bring some friends because my face seats five.
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You know how they say skin is the largest organ? Not in my case.
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You make my software turn to hardware!
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You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.
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If you were a booger I'd pick you first.
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Pardon me, have you seen my missing Nobel Prize around here anywhere?
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Are you accepting applications for your fan club?
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Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.
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When I first saw you, I knew we could win the Stanley Cup in tonsil hockey.
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My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.
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I'm bigger and better than the Titanic..... only 200 woman went down on the Titanic.
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Can I take you to the Bone-yard?
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I may not be dairy queen but I'll treat you right!!!
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There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn't have your number in it.
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If I told you I was gay, would you let me touch you?
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Let's get drunk and take advantage of each other. Or, I could get drunk and you could just take advantage of me. OR, you can stay here and get drunk and I can go home and take advantage of myself. Either way, it's up to you.
2007-03-21 14:56:46 · answer #1 · answered by ♥Tawnya♥ 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Wanna try an australian kiss. Its bust like the french kiss except down under.
Is that a mirror in your pocket 'cause I can see myself in your pants.
Did it hurt? ['what?'] When you fell from heaven
If your right leg's Christmas and your left leg's Thanksgiving, can we meet between the Holidays?
may not be Fred Flintstone, but I'd make your bed rock.
I know calculus. It says U+Me=Us.
Got any Irish [Italian, Asian, etc.] in you? [Significant pause.] Want some?
Hey Baby, you look like a TI-89....because I want to put my natural log in you!
2007-03-21 21:38:29 · answer #2 · answered by Anthony L 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
is there a mirror in ur pants cause i can see myself in them?
get ur hose cause im on fire.
Can I borrow your library card? I want to check you out.
Do you believe in love at first sight, or do I have to walk past you a second time.
did it hurt?........huh?.....when u fell down from heaven.
I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.
Baby you must be tired because you've been running through my mind all night!
2007-03-21 22:15:41 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You must be tired honey, because you've running through my mind all night.
And how about the old Irish pick up line. "How'd you like to buried with my people"?
Or,
"I'll buy the drinks if you buy breakfast"
2007-03-21 21:34:26 · answer #4 · answered by Commander 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
How about these?
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
I'm easy. Are you?
As you walk by, turn around and say: Excuse me, did you just touch my ***? No. Damn!
2007-03-21 21:27:53 · answer #5 · answered by Guess Who? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
are you from tennessee because you're the only ten i see!
i'm no fred flinstone but i can make your bedrock
those are the funniest i think!
2007-03-21 21:11:45 · answer #6 · answered by DivaHawk 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ask a girl for her #... and ov course she's gonna refuse...so wen she walks away....shout out::
HEY GIRL! WATS YO MYSPACE??!
LOL!!...hahah
its the new "can i get yo digits?" line! hhhahah lol
2007-03-21 21:33:42 · answer #7 · answered by -MissyYo- 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
pass the sugar...sugar
pass the honey...honey
pass the pork...pig
2007-03-21 21:22:52 · answer #8 · answered by Michael S 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
http://www.innocentenglish.com/online-dating/best-pickup-lines.html
i thought these were pretty funny
2007-03-21 21:14:22 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Is your name Vikki? Cause your so fine.
2007-03-21 21:10:34 · answer #10 · answered by musicbeat1234 1 · 0⤊ 2⤋