Joke.....World war?

Question

An elderly Frenchman went to his parish priest, and asked to confess. ‘Of course, my son’, said the priest. ‘Well, Father, at the beginning of World War Two, a beautiful woman knocked on my door and asked to hide from the Germans. I concealed her in my attic, and they never found her.’ ‘That's a wonderful thing, my son, and nothing that you need to confess,’ said the priest. ‘It's worse, Father. I was weak, and told her that she had to pay for rent of the attic with her s*xual favours,’ continued the old man. ‘Well, it was a very difficult time, and you took a large risk – you would have suffered terribly at their hands if the Germans had found you hiding her.’ The man nodded solemnly, as the padre went on. ‘I know that God will balance the good and the evil. He will judge you kindly,’ the priest concluded. ‘Thanks, Father’, said the old man. ‘That's a load off of my mind. Can I ask another question?’ ‘Of course, my son’, said the priest. ‘Do I need to tell her that the war is over?’

Answer 1

Tricky, if that was you, you'd probably keep her in the attic. lol....good one......
What happened to the Pope when he went to Mount Olive??
Popeye beat him up :(

ps what's with the peanut butter nutter below....

Answer 2

Afghanistan and Iraq were not "real" wars beyond the invasion. They were occupations. NOT the same thing. We are "occupying" korea and that is 50 plus years.

Answer 3

9 / 10.

excellent.

Answer 4

omg i loved the ending...but ur probobly gonna vote for fidgey right?

Answer 5

very good lol 10/10

Answer 6

PML, Brilliant:))

Answer 7

ok that is funny but kind of crude and gross and kinda mean!

Answer 8

It's peanut butter jelly time!!!
Peanut butter jelly time!!!
Peanut butter jelly time!!!

bridge:
now Where he at?
Where he at?
Where he at?
Where he at?
NowThere he go
There he go
There he go
There he go

Peanut butter jelly [x4]

chorus:
Its Peanut butter jelly
Peanut butter jelly
Peanut butter jelly with a baseball bat
Its Peanut butter jelly
Peanut butter jelly
Peanut butter jelly with a baseball bat
bridge
chorus

now break it down and freeze
take it down to your knees
break it down and freeze
break it down and freeze

bridge
chorus

Now tick-tack-toe uh huh
Tic-Tac-Toe Lets go
Tic Tac Toe U got it
Tic tac to lets ride

bridge
chorus

Now freestyle freestyle
freestyle freestyle
your style
frestyle freestyle
your style

brigde

Answer 9

Guess he was firing more than his rifle, loved it

Answer 10

oh that's bad

i loved it though