Driving to the office this morning on the M63 motorway, I looked over to my right and there was a woman in a brand new BMW doing 90 miles per hour with her face up close to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner! I looked
away for a couple of seconds and when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane still working on that makeup!
It scared me (and this coming from a bloke....) so much that I dropped my
electric shaver, which knocked the bacon roll out of my other hand. In all the confusion of trying to straighten up the car using my knees against the steering wheel, it knocked my mobile from my ear, which fell into the coffee between my legs, causing it to splash and burn BIG JIM AND THE TWINS, causing me to scream, which made me drop the cigarette out of my mouth, ruined my shirt and DISCONNECTED AN IMPORTANT CALL.
Women Drivers!!!!!
2007-03-21 13:26:49 · 45 answers · asked by Greybeard 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Actually, YES!!! I love how it's all her fault, too. You must have gone to the same male training academy as my husband :-)
2007-03-21 13:29:51 · answer #1 · answered by Kelly W 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That was very reckless behavior on your part. I have no problem with poor driving if you're the only one in the car, but to be a bad driver while 3 other people are present (Big Jim and those two adorable twins) is just horrible.
2007-03-21 13:29:45 · answer #2 · answered by DonSoze 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
It'd be funnier if you were motoring through the Chunnel, she was French, and picking her own arrse. Then immigrants in orange coats start a riot right in the middle of the thing.
Throw a couple of bloody 'ells in there for good measure.
P.S. make it CANADIAN back bacon. A little self-depricating humor never hurt anyone.
2007-03-21 13:31:05 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
How can you blame her for all of that. You should have been paying more attention to what you were doing instead of staring into other motorists cars. By the way. Being that no one got hurt, I found it to be very funny!!!
2007-03-21 13:36:59 · answer #4 · answered by cutie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG Wow Huge coincidences
That is very funny!
2007-03-21 13:30:34 · answer #5 · answered by ☼Scientific Athletic♫ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes, I liked it
very good 8/10
2007-03-21 13:32:56 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think men tend to be the ones that s u ck at multi-tasking.
2007-03-21 13:30:30 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yup, women shouldn't even be given a license.
2007-03-21 13:30:32 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, if your toast didn`t burn in the heater vents, why moan ??
lol
2007-03-21 14:02:15 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
At least your ipod didn't fall out of the other ear!
2007-03-21 13:30:04 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋