I mean what is I froze him in liquid N then smashed him to pieces with a hammer, could he come back? What is I put him in a active volcano?
What if I buried him in the deepest part of the sea would he be able to get out?
2007-03-21 13:06:32 · 28 answers · asked by ArchAngel Raziel 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
you should make a game out of this who can kill jesus in the most unique way
2007-03-21 13:10:02 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 4⤋
I find myself guffawing with laughter when I read your question. But, then I quiet down because I realize, you might actually be a sick individual asking what you believe to be a serious question. So, um...here is my serious answer. Regardless of the fact that I am Atheist and do not believe in the existence of a Lord...In the bible, in clear and concise writing, it states that after Jesus was crucified and died a human death on the cross, he was indeed brought back to life by "God" then after the supposed miracle was witnessed, he was taken back to heaven to be with "God". So, in order for you to kill Jesus in all the fascinating ways you've devised, you would need to get him to leave heaven first, or find a way up there yourself. And, from the looks of things, if heaven did actually exist, I don't think your heavenly father would be reserving you a seat.
2007-03-21 20:14:10 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
What if you died this very night and found yourself in a pit full of demons that tortured you endlessly constantly mocking you and ridiculing you for your ignorance while you were alive. Constantly. Neverendingly. Without a moments rest for an eternity. Think of your worst nightmare, magnifying it by hundreds and living it without any breaks, without being able to shut it out for even a moment, never knowing a moments peace. Your body burns without being consumed, the pain excruciating. There is not a drop of water to quench your swollen burning tongue.
...and I haven't even scratched the surface.
Without the love Jesus has for you and the sacrafice He made on the cross, that scenario is unavoidable. Truth is you already put Him to death once. It was your sins that He died a most horroble death for so that you didn't have to pay the price just mentioned.
The choice is yours. With Him is only pure Heaven. Without Him... there is not one single good thing.
2007-03-21 20:33:31 · answer #3 · answered by jb 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
The Jews did it once!
Haha, but seriously, Liquid N doesn't work, just apply a firm pressure of logic, and you will advance to the next level.
2007-03-21 20:13:12 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
He's already dead. When he was walking around after he was resurrected, he could walk through walls and sh!t...I doubt there's any corporeal body to destroy.
And why would you want to? Jesus was a cool guy. One destroyed body is plenty for the guy. Don't make him deal with that again.
2007-03-21 20:10:57 · answer #5 · answered by SlowClap 6 · 2⤊ 2⤋
Ah, another example of intelligent discussion by a user of logic and reason.
2007-03-21 20:13:06 · answer #6 · answered by Arnon 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't play around with the Lord. Jesus lives find out about him by reading the bible. It answers all the questions.
2007-03-21 20:09:56 · answer #7 · answered by dratini 1 · 4⤊ 3⤋
Well I do indeed pity the people that will face him in battle. His fate as well as his enemies have already been sealed. But its not too late for you!
2007-03-21 20:16:29 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
He is always there for you man!!! He WAS killed! why???? Because GOD is soooo cool and awesome and perfect. And His laws are perfect. He is LIFE!!!!! And when we sin (we all do) we are NO longer a part of Him. We CANNOT be, because our sins separate us from God. we are outside of God's life. And in death.
WE NEED someone (JESUS Christ) to die for us and He did. its a good thing too : )
2007-03-21 20:11:44 · answer #9 · answered by ommie 2 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Again, if He could be crucified, die and STILL come back alive 2000 yrs ago, something tells me there's nothing gonna stop Him. ;)
2007-03-21 20:12:06 · answer #10 · answered by vabeachgirl324 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Watch-out, because the way you are thinking you are in danger of killing your slimy little brain.
2007-03-21 20:15:05 · answer #11 · answered by markos m 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋