and he hears God say to him , " Moses, I have some commandments for you " !
" How much are they " says Moses ?
" They're free " says God !
" In that case I'll take10" says Moses !
2007-03-21 12:44:06 · 11 answers · asked by Joe Ninety 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
God said to him",Come forth my son" he came third and got put to the end for shoving.
2007-03-21 12:54:23 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was when the fist car was mentioned in the bible did you know that.Moses then came down in his Triumph.But even before that he Moses was found motherless in the bull rushes.
2007-03-24 21:02:20 · answer #2 · answered by the bee man 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's not how it happened....
Moses! Would you like some commandments?
How much are they?
They are free...But they are on offer today....Buy one get one free....
Give me five.......
2007-03-23 12:58:07 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
he should have taken 9.
2007-03-21 19:53:34 · answer #4 · answered by Candy!!!!!!!!! 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
U shall burn but lol
2007-03-21 20:31:45 · answer #5 · answered by jtwonn 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao thats good
2007-03-21 19:59:33 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny.
Are you Jewish?
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2007-03-21 19:48:41 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lucky he didn't greedy! LOL
2007-03-21 19:48:41 · answer #8 · answered by For_Gondor! 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not funny
2007-03-22 04:27:53 · answer #9 · answered by Cleopatra 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
HAHA
2007-03-22 02:36:32 · answer #10 · answered by hisahito 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋