Joke....is Paddy going to abstain?

Question

Paddy and Bernie, being good Irish Catholics, had so many children that they didn't know what to do...Paddy says to Bernie, "Sure, we have to get some advice from the parish Priest. we can't keep on with any more children." So they went to see the Priest and the Priest says to Paddy, "now me boyo, you know the church only allows two ways to limit the wee ones....one is to abstain altogether, and the other is the rhythm."
Paddy scratches his head and says: "Well now Father, how in hell am I going to find a Ceili Band at 4 o'clock in the morning??"

Answer 1

Radio 4. 95.6fm. I use it all the time.

I kew you were having comp problems hun, just messing with ya :)
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Answer 2

I like it fidgety.
Did you hear about the young Protestant couple who wanted to convert to Catholicism?
The priest told them that in order to prove their sincerity,they would first have to perform an act of penance.He told them they had to abstain from making love for 30 days.
Thirty days later the husband called on the priest.
"How did it go?" asked the priest.
"Well, Father,for 29 days it was fine.But then on the 30th day I saw her standing over the freezer and I just couldn't help myself."
"Then I'm sorry," said the priest,"but I can't allow you into the Catholic church."
"That's ok," said the husband."They won't allow me into the supermarket any more either."

Answer 3

Ha! ha! ha! three good LOLs.

My question is how in the hell did the Priest learn of the rhythm...may be that's why he hasn't gotten caught fooling around with his flock.

Answer 4

Paddy is a funny guy

Answer 5

8 out of 10 on the chuckle scale lol.

Answer 6

ahaha that a good one. lmao that was really funny

Answer 7

like it

Answer 8

yes !! titter "rhythm is the dancer ! "