Babybear goes dwnstairs,sits at the table-looks-into her little bowl-it is empty."Who's been eating my porridge?"she squeaks.
Daddybear arrives at the table-looks into his bowl-it is empty."Who's been eating my porridge?he roars.
Mummybear puts her head through the serving hatch from the kitchen&yells."For f###s sake,how many times do we have to go through this with you idiots? It was M/bear who got up first-it was M/bear who woke up everyone in the house-it was M/bear who made the coffee-it was M/bear who unloaded the dishwasher from last night&put everything away-it's M/bear who goes out in the cold every morning to fetch the newspaper-it was M/bear who set the dam# table-it was M/bear who put the frigg#n cat out/cleared its litter box&filled the cat's water&food dish&now that you've decided to drag your sorry bear-asses dwnstairs&grace M/bear's kitchen with your grumpy presence, listen good 'cause I'm only going to say this 1 more time!... I haven't made the f*****g porridge yet!
2007-03-21 12:38:17 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Woe mummybear !!! 'Who's NOT been eating her medication?'. :)
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2007-03-22 06:43:51 · answer #1 · answered by trickyrick32 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
My canines loves porridge oats. I sprinkle a spoonful of the dry porridge oats into his food in specific circumstances and he loves it (fantastically blended with a dollop of undeniable yoghurt). Oats are a source of fibre & complicated carbohydrates, so slightly porridge together with his primary food, as an occasional manage, certainly won't harm the canines. yet attempt to no longer supply him too plenty, and pay interest if the canines exhibits signs and indicators of allergies some canines are allergic to cereals and strengthen itchy pores and skin, & rashes.
2016-10-02 13:05:58 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mummy bear's got PMS then fidgety.
I think I would stay out of her way.A bear with a sore bottom is far too much to bear!
2007-03-22 08:30:34 · answer #3 · answered by the gunners 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
oh sh!t thats so funny. haha this is a typical marriage the guys are always impatient
2007-03-22 09:24:09 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes and the "time of month" for M/bear !!!!
2007-03-21 21:31:54 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
not funny
2007-03-21 21:29:32 · answer #6 · answered by Cleopatra 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
BUT we're HuNGrY!! :(
2007-03-21 12:46:39 · answer #7 · answered by junsumoney 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋