2007-03-21 12:31:15 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Water.
He could turn it to anything else he wanted.
But if he just got a glass of water, he'd save some $ at restaurants.
2007-03-21 12:34:22 · answer #1 · answered by SlowClap 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Certainly not water - who would want to consume anything they had just walked upon? I think Jesus would like prune juice because of its fine colonic qualities (Jesus has far too much to do than be stuck on a toilet all day popping Tums) and I believe he'd love the sweet nectar of the fig... however, if we gave it to him, he may realize there never really was a God and that damn tree was just planted in too much sun. It would be rather like patricide just to show him a fig. Also, the edible part of the fruit is made up of matured ovary tissue with male and female parts. Thus, it is like eating a foetus and patently homosexual.
Eh... skip the sweet nectar of the fig as an offering unless you find that Jesus never truly had a problem with abortion and homosexuality in the first place and 'interpretation' has failed the religious folk.
There may be an obvious answer to this question, i.e. wine, because it is oft considered the nectar of the gods, but never trust obvious answers. Jesus was an unusual guy. He may enjoy some Maneschewitz here and there to make him feel at home, and perhaps liquid Haldol to keep the delusions at bay, but I believe his tastes may be a bit eccentric.
Just a few suggestions.
2007-03-21 20:03:14 · answer #2 · answered by Me, Thrice-Baked 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
When Jesus returns to earth, be it today, tomorrow or whenever, He will come in all His glory, and will have no need of beverages or anything else of this world. A lot of people better load up on fluids before He gets here, though.
2007-03-21 19:41:54 · answer #3 · answered by Darryl L 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Water
2007-03-21 19:34:06 · answer #4 · answered by nemsethcszardescu 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Jesus is returning to earth soon, could be tomorrow.
When He does He is to throw a big supper for all the ones that are written in His book of life. The beverage of choice (according to what He said at the last supper) is going to be wine.
2007-03-21 19:36:10 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 3⤋
Probably not a soda, sorry. I think water or perhaps wine. Like the living waters and the fruit of the vine ;)
2007-03-21 19:35:18 · answer #6 · answered by rezany 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Mogan David wine
2007-03-21 19:35:00 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Sorry the answer is moot since he is returning for other things than a drink.
2007-03-21 19:38:45 · answer #8 · answered by j.wisdom 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Wine. Humans are they which seek perfection, not a "trait" of the "intelligent," who have surpassed ignornant restrictions to feel "holy."
2007-03-21 19:40:55 · answer #9 · answered by Theban 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Living Water that He gives to those that trust on Him
2007-03-21 19:52:53 · answer #10 · answered by Saved by Jesus 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋