An extremely wealthy 80-year-old arrived for his annual check-up and smiled when the doctor enquired about his health. "Never better," he announced proudly. "I've taken an 18-year-old bride, and she's pregnant. What do you think of that?" The doctor considered this for a moment, then said, "I once knew a guy who was an avid hunter. One day he slept in, and in the subsequent rush, he dashed out with his umbrella instead of his rifle." "Go on, doc," said the old-timer "Deep in the woods, he faced a huge, angry bear, raised his umbrella, pointed it at the bear, and squeezed the handle. And do you know what happened?" Dumbfounded, the old codger shook his head. "The bear fell dead in front of him." "That's impossible," exclaimed the old man in disbelief. "Someone else must have been doing the shooting." Sighing, the doctor gave his patient a friendly pat on the back. "That's what I'm getting at."
2007-03-21 12:26:21 · 23 answers · asked by trickyrick32 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I must be getting slow.....the penny finally dropped - good one
2007-03-21 16:15:33 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-11-27 20:42:00 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the 80 year old shot the bear?
2007-03-21 12:35:42 · answer #3 · answered by LaDanna 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha thats not bad 8
2007-03-21 12:31:40 · answer #4 · answered by gregs111 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, saw that coming. Have you got any funny jokes?
How about this one:-
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
Rename the mail folder "Instruction Manuals"
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2007-03-21 12:30:50 · answer #5 · answered by Leah 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
hahaha thats funny :)) i read a similar joke to that in the take a break
2007-03-21 12:31:34 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i got it the doctor is saying somone else must have gotten her pregnate. am i rite?
2007-03-21 18:43:34 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
naughty cheating bride
2007-03-21 12:41:38 · answer #8 · answered by cherdia 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lhho now thats funny real funny ta for the laff :-)
2007-03-21 12:31:30 · answer #9 · answered by kj 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ooooh that's a good one!
2007-03-21 12:42:53 · answer #10 · answered by Kay the Great 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋