A captain in the foreign legion was transferred to a desert outpost. On his first day there he noticed a very old, seedy looking camel tied up out back. He asked hi sergeant what this animal was for. The sergeant replied, "Well, sir, we're a fair distance from anywhere, and the men have natural urges, so when they do, uh, we have the camel." The captain thinks about this, and says, "Well, if it's good for morale, then I suppose it's all right with me." After he has been at the fort for about 6 months, the captain became very frustrated himself. Finally he could stand it no longer and so he told his sergeant, "Bring in the camel!" The sarge shrugged his shoulders and led the camel to the captain. The captain then got a foot stool and began to have vigorous s*x with the camel. As he stepped down, satisfied, he asked the sergeant, "Is that how the enlisted men do it?" The sergeant replied, "Well, no sir, they usually just ride it to the brothel in town".
2007-03-21 12:23:27 · 6 answers · asked by trickyrick32 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Poor old camel.........what do you call a camel with four humps?
Saudi Quattro. :(
2007-03-21 16:13:09 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Was the camel called Humphrey ? haha
Hump Free the three humped camel
2007-03-21 12:27:47 · answer #2 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Punch line brilliant, bet the camel was smiling too.
2007-03-21 12:30:05 · answer #3 · answered by newciderman 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
aww! nasty! poor camel!
2007-03-21 12:27:36 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hah gross but funny
2007-03-21 12:28:26 · answer #5 · answered by cutenhotchick12 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats so gross!
2007-03-21 12:30:30 · answer #6 · answered by MR-$2K 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋