and Johnny asks him how he got it ? His friend tells him that he's not supposed to say, but he caught his mum & dad " on the job " and his dad was so embarrassed that he'd bought him the watch to keep quiet !
Little Johnny really wants a new watch like his friend's, so that night he waits untill he hears groans coming from his parents bedroom and barges in !
" What do you want " shouts his dad ?
" I wanna watch " replies johnny !
" Well sit down & shut up " replies his dad !
2007-03-21 12:22:58 · 8 answers · asked by Joe Ninety 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Stealing my jokes a g a i n Joe......no original ones of your own then????
2007-03-23 00:55:22 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha! ha! Little Johnny was too excited and ldid not speak clearly. Would be much clearer to his horny dad :I want a watch" instead.
Unless he was an Asian kid "I want watch!" instead of "I want a watch!"
Anywho! what a wacko set of parents.
2007-03-21 12:46:10 · answer #2 · answered by sprinting_turtle 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny, but then your read the news, and there is actually a couple that recently got probation, for letting the woman's young daughter watch them, "to teach her about sex"... some people...
2007-03-21 12:58:49 · answer #3 · answered by Jaki W 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If he didn't have a watch, how would he know what time to go?
2007-03-21 13:43:36 · answer #4 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAH omg thats funny
2007-03-21 12:31:40 · answer #5 · answered by Tigers Gal! 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHA thats good
2007-03-21 12:29:37 · answer #6 · answered by gregs111 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA HA that was roll over & crack up funny!!
2007-03-21 12:28:45 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol i like that one
2007-03-21 12:32:44 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋