Nervously pacing up and down a hospital corridor, a man waits as his wife gives birth to their first child. After a long labour the doctor comes out and tells the man that he is the father of a baby boy. The man is overjoyed, and rushes in to his wife who smiles weakly and gives him the child. Overcome, the tearful father asks the midwife if there is anything he can do to help. Sensing that the dad wants to share in the occasion the midwife tells him to take the baby and bathe it next door. After a few minutes the midwife pops in to see how the man is getting on. She jumps back in dismay when she sees what the new dad is doing. He has two fingers firmly lodged up the infant's nose and is dragging the child through the water in figure-of-eights. "Good God!" she shouts. "That's not how to bathe a new-born!" "It blo*dy well is," the man replies, "when the water's this hot."
2007-03-21 12:17:19 · 11 answers · asked by trickyrick32 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
your sis won't want you near her baby....it'll be a girl!
2007-03-21 16:03:39 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ouch, youre on form tonight, nice clean baby, nice clean joke.
2007-03-21 19:24:15 · answer #2 · answered by newciderman 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A bit funny .... thought the punchline was going to be a corker. I guess this is US humour?!
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2007-03-21 19:20:52 · answer #3 · answered by Leah 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't get it? Is the water snot? This is a US joke isn't it? I am from US I would know.
2007-03-21 20:00:04 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I didn't get it. this is a bad joke
2007-03-21 19:43:16 · answer #5 · answered by GhostRecon48 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He wouldn't want to burn his elbow, would he ?
2007-03-21 19:26:18 · answer #6 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
YEA THATS FUNNY!
2007-03-21 19:22:33 · answer #7 · answered by Katie S 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha! thats funny!
2007-03-21 19:21:41 · answer #8 · answered by Dancer_for_life 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
PMSL very good!
2007-03-21 19:21:02 · answer #9 · answered by vwcarman2001 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i don't get it
2007-03-21 19:25:10 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋