A guy walks into a bar with an octopus. He sits the octopus down on a stool and tells everyone in the bar that this is a very talented octopus. He can play any musical instrument in the world. He hears everyone in the crowd laughing at him, calling him an idiot, etc. So he says that he will wager £50 to anyone who has an instrument that the octopus can't play.
A guy walks up with a guitar and sets it beside the octopus. The octopus starts playing better than Jimi Hendrix,. So the man pays his £50. Another guy walks up with a trumpet. The octopus plays the trumpet better than Dizzie Gillespie. So the man pays his £50. Then a Scotsman walks up with bagpipes. He sits them down and the octopus fumbles with it for a minute and sits it down with a confused look.
"Ha!" the Scot says. "Can't you play it?"
The octopus looks up at him and says, "Play it? I'm going to scr*w it as soon as I figure out how to get its pajamas off."
2007-03-21 12:07:13 · 16 answers · asked by trickyrick32 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
very funny Tricky......:)
Hope the scotsman was wearing something under his kilt!!!
2007-03-21 12:13:04 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now I know what to buy my pet octopus for his birthday ! haha
2007-03-21 12:12:13 · answer #2 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was funny I never heard it b4.
2007-03-21 12:12:55 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one tricky, guess it was sexy as well as talented
2007-03-21 12:27:16 · answer #4 · answered by newciderman 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
brilliant one will be telling that in work tomorrow cheers for cheering me up
2007-03-21 12:12:12 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i see.
2007-03-21 12:11:46 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-03-21 12:15:37 · answer #7 · answered by debbie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard it years ago.
2007-03-21 12:10:32 · answer #8 · answered by taxed till i die,and then some. 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
yeah cool i will have tell my mates that one funny as.
2007-03-21 12:10:17 · answer #9 · answered by TS100N 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol cute cleaver joke.
2007-03-21 12:11:37 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋