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Tricky is ice-fishing on a frozen lake and not having much luck. A small boy comes along, bores a hole in the ice a short distance away and starts fishing himself. After a few minutes the boy catches a huge fish. A few minutes later another large fish is caught, then another, then another.
Tricky is mystified and, after the boy has caught his fifth fish, he goes over to investigate. "Hey, son," says Tricky, "What's your secret?"
The boy replies, "Yu haf tu kip yr wrms wrm."
"What the f### was that?" says Tricky.
The boy spits into a bucket, "I said, "You have to keep your worms warm."

2007-03-21 11:57:54 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

16 answers

MMMMMm nice !
Good sorce of protein.
I tend to use a lot of raw mackeral and squid when i go sea fishing though.
you can still taste 'em the next morning. :)
x

2007-03-21 12:13:08 · answer #1 · answered by trickyrick32 4 · 0 0

Us hardened fishermen will put anything in our mouths, to get a bite, Maggots--bacon rind, and yes even Worms, its not the worst thing, just ask fidgety?

2007-03-21 19:10:24 · answer #2 · answered by newciderman 6 · 0 0

That i must say was absolutely horrific. I don't think there has ever been a joke since the knock-knock days that i didn't laugh at. Congratulations in your effort to defile my smile.

2007-03-21 19:01:53 · answer #3 · answered by ☼Divine Wind☼ 3 · 0 0

Phew! baad! "...keep your worms warm."

On the other hand, may be his worms were selected from his old man's Tequila Bottles.

2007-03-21 19:02:43 · answer #4 · answered by sprinting_turtle 5 · 0 0

gross but maybe ill try that lol i have a lot of cold worms

2007-03-21 19:01:44 · answer #5 · answered by Na-Na 2 · 0 0

A fishy tale !

2007-03-21 19:33:34 · answer #6 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0 0

LOL
9/10
Keep wormin'.
Keep smilin'.

2007-03-21 19:04:38 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

nice one but discusting aswell

2007-03-21 19:00:58 · answer #8 · answered by sassy 4 · 0 0

cute

2007-03-21 21:19:47 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

i get it i get it!! bt i wonder what worms taste like...

2007-03-21 19:05:43 · answer #10 · answered by LoryAnne 2 · 0 0

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