What is the most stupid fundie quote you've ever heard?

Question

Wow, fundies say the stupidest of things. I'd like to hear any that you have. And you don't need to say who it is.

"Some vaccinations, not all, contain aborted fetal tissue, or else were developed by using aborted babies. I don't like that to start with. Then there are real poisons like formeldahyde and mercury in vaccinations. They then use animal parts as well. If all this were mixed up together in other countries and given out as something for health, it would be called witchcraft, and I see the vaccination industry as witchcraft, which the Bible tells us to stay away from."

Well now, if you have a disease that could only be cured through a vaccination containing aborted fetal tissue, I guess you're dead. =D

Stupid troll. Go eat your red herring away from the bridge.

Answer 1

"If God wanted us to have sex, he would have made it enjoyable"....(This woman obviously had SERIOUS issues with sex)

Answer 2

enable's play 2 - Ernie Banks The pitcher has have been given in effortless terms a ball. i've got have been given a bat. So the proportion of weapons is in my prefer and that i enable the guy with the ball do the fretting. -- Hank Aaron If a woman has to come to a decision on between catching a fly ball and saving an toddler's existence, she would be able to come to a decision directly to shop the toddler's existence without even pondering if there are adult men on base. ~ Dave Barry

Answer 3

First one from a Jehovah's Witness who hated the fact that I was completely nonconvertible from my pagan beliefs.

"You need to stop playing those philosophical games" when I told him i preferred to enjoy the present to worrying about the "end times". I felt like commenting if he could tell me exactly when they were going to happen I would plan them into my calendar.

Then because not all stupid fundies claim to be Christian the favorite thing I hear from pagan fundies.
"You're doing that all wrong. My way is the only right way to (fill in way to perform ritual or cast spell)."

Answer 4

I'm sorry, I don't have one quote, although I've heard many but I don't remember the exact quote.

But, because I can't resist poking a dead dog in the eye, here are some "something like that".

pagans only think about sex
--- duh, do you think?

Spare the cane, spoil the child
--- is that what those things are for
--- only criples could discipline their children correctly

Dinosaurs were just a mistake of nature
--- I thought HE didn't make mistakes, only she did.

Lift your eyes unto heaven
--- If thats the direction of heaven then
Hell is in the deepest pits
--- Then hell is in the other direction. So, why do we bury our dead in the direction of hell and not creamate them to float on the winds to heaven? Because pagans burn their dead and as of the inquisesions, hell has flames.

Answer 5

The occupying regime must be wiped off the map.

-M. Ahmejinedad/S. Khomeini

Answer 6

1. That god is some sort of wild boar or vicious animal and only jesus can protect us from him "Jesus is our shark repellent?"

2. That if you "honor your parents" you'll live a long life. Puh-lease!

Answer 7

read the bible.
It's a book that's full of infantile stupidity.
It's simplistic naievity,.... run's from beginning to end....

Answer 8

I would rather die than to live because an unborn child had to die so I could live. Just because you can't hear their muffled screams while being torn apart don't mean God can't hear them. God will avenge their innocent blood.

Laugh at us now while you can. Judgment is just around the corner.

Answer 9

right is right

Answer 10

go away"