What are some good one liner quotes/sayings?

Question

about life, friendship or drinking?

Answer 1

"A friend is someone who will walk the long way when you don't want to hop the fence."

"Money and power only last the hour, but friendship and love withstand the sky above."

"The Mile: People come into our lives and walk with us a mile, and then because of circumstance they only stay a while. They serve a need within the days that move so quickly by, and then are gone beyond our reach, we often wonder why. God only knows the reason that we meet and share a smile, why people come into our lives and walk with us a mile."

"Friends are like wedgies. They're intimately close. They know you're inner self. And it feels great when you pick out a good one!"

"The best friend you can have is one you can sit on the porch with and not say a word, then get up and feel like that was the best conversation you've ever had."

"A friend is someone who will bail you out of jail. A best friend is the one sitting beside you saying, 'Damn that was fun.'"

"A friend will listen to your problems. A best friend will have a soggy shoulder with an infinative amount of kleenex to spare."

"Life without Love is like a harp without strings."

"Life's a journey; you know where you'll end up but you don't know what path you'll take to get there."

Answer 2

Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans.
John Lennon (1940 - 1980), "Beautiful Boy"

Not a shred of evidence exists in favor of the idea that life is serious.
Brendan Gill

"Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow."
Anon.

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Do not protect yourself by a fence, but rather by your friends.
Czech Proverb

"A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out."
-Anon.

My mother used to say that there are no strangers, only friends you haven't met yet. She's now in a maximum security twilight home in Australia.
Dame Edna Everage (1934 - )

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We live for the nights we'll never remember with the people we'll never forget."
Daryl Slaughter

"A boy is invincible. Then he drinks and drives and he finds out that his friend isn't."
-Anon.

"I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me."
-Hunter S. Thompson

Answer 3

"Friends are born, not made."~Henry Adams

"Love is life; and if you miss love, you miss life." ~Leo Buscaglia

Answer 4

http://www.oneliners-and-proverbs.com/A1_aa-af.html

Try those. It's a start