During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the vicar with an unusual offer. "Look, I’ll give you $100 if you’ll change the wedding vows. When you get to me and the part where I’m to promise to ‘love, honor and obey’ and ‘forsaking all others, be faithful to her forever,’ I’d appreciate it if you’d just leave that part out." He passed the clergyman the cash and walked away satisfied.
It is now the day of the wedding, and the bride and groom have moved to that part of the ceremony where the vows are exchanged. When it comes time for the groom’s vows, the vicar looks the young man in the eye and says:
"Will you promise to prostrate yourself before her, obey her every command and wish, serve her breakfast in bed every morning of your life and swear eternally before God and your lovely wife that you will not ever even look at another woman, as long as you both shall live?"
The groom gulped and looked around, and said in a tiny voice, "Yes."
The groom leaned toward the vicar and hissed, "I thought we had a deal."
The vicar put the $100 into his hand and whispered back, "She made me a much better offer."
2007-03-21 10:09:52 · 14 answers · asked by Answer Girl 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
great,now i might get married!!! xx
2007-03-21 10:36:55 · answer #1 · answered by SUZANNE R 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha thats good 10
2007-03-21 17:13:17 · answer #2 · answered by gregs111 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL
9/10
Keep smilin'.
2007-03-21 19:06:28 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Must have been a Catholic vicar...
2007-03-21 17:12:37 · answer #4 · answered by Cookie_Monster_UK 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
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2007-03-21 18:57:19 · answer #5 · answered by Dreamangel 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i have to say that briil keep them comming lol
2007-03-21 17:28:28 · answer #6 · answered by dd 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
very good
2007-03-21 17:29:29 · answer #7 · answered by angus r 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol hehehe
2007-03-21 17:15:11 · answer #8 · answered by smartchica 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
not bad
2007-03-21 17:12:30 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
good very good.
2007-03-21 17:14:35 · answer #10 · answered by NIGEL R 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋