A woman went up to the bar in a quiet rural club.
She gestured alluringly to the bartender who approached her
immediately.
She seductively signaled that he should bring his face closer to hers.
As he did, she gently caressed his full beard.
"Are you the manager?" she asked, softly stroking his face with both hands.
"Actually, no," he replied.
"Can you get him for me? I need to speak to him," she said, running her Hands beyond his beard and into his hair.
"I'm afraid I can't," breathed the bartender. "Is there anything I can do?"
"Yes. I need for you to give him a message," she continued, running her Forefinger across the bartender's lip and slyly popping a couple of her Fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck them gently.
"What should I tell him?" the bartender managed to say.
"Tell him," she whispered,
"There's no toilet paper, hand soap, or paper towels in the ladies
room."
2007-03-21 09:51:35 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ROSSETTA mildly amusing?it was effing brill get a life you sour faced old wassak.dont come on the joke site if you cant handle the jokes
2007-03-21 09:58:45 · update #1
oh so gross but FUNNY
2007-03-21 09:55:10 · answer #1 · answered by LuckyDucky 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Awesome.
2007-03-21 16:54:51 · answer #2 · answered by Corrupted_Virtue 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
eh, wasn't the best I've seen today, but just because somebody didn't like your joke doesn't mean you attack them. They just have a different sense of humor, that's is what be a comedian is about.
2007-03-21 17:18:39 · answer #3 · answered by urmomrulez 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yikes . . just when I thought there was nothing a seductive woman could do to turn me off.
2007-03-21 17:01:57 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny!
2007-03-21 16:54:52 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes - mildly amusing ....
2007-03-21 16:53:56 · answer #6 · answered by Rosetta F 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is pretty gross, but very funny! I loved it!
2007-03-21 16:58:14 · answer #7 · answered by ~Miss~ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA FREAKING FUNNY TEARS ARE ROLLING DOWN MY EYES WHAT AN IDIOT
2007-03-21 17:05:19 · answer #8 · answered by callmesuperonad 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes, love it. lol
2007-03-21 16:54:29 · answer #9 · answered by Witchy Woman 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's mean.
2007-03-21 16:54:20 · answer #10 · answered by ♥Amanda♥ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
eww gross. but the guy should have known better.
2007-03-21 16:54:37 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋