WIFE: What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?
HUSBAND: Definitely not!
WIFE: Why not - don't you like being married?
HUSBAND: Of course I do.
WIFE: Then why wouldn't you remarry?
HUSBAND: Okay, I'd get married again.
WIFE: You would? (with a hurtful look on her face).
HUSBAND: (makes audible groan).
WIFE: Would you live in our house?
HUSBAND: Sure, it's a great house.
WIFE: Would you sleep with her in our bed?
HUSBAND: Where else would we sleep?
WIFE: Would you let her drive my car?
HUSBAND: Probably, it is almost new
WIFE: Would you replace my pictures with hers?
HUSBAND: That would seem like the proper thing to do.
WIFE: Would she use my golf clubs?
HUSBAND: No, she's left-handed.
WIFE: silence - -
HUSBAND: ......F**k
2007-03-21 09:14:57 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I'm lefthanded ! haha
2007-03-21 11:05:53 · answer #1 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahahaaaaaaaaa
10/10
Great one,tkanks for the laugh
LOL
2007-03-21 09:45:58 · answer #2 · answered by kimpossible 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Blenderhead / Top contributor , doesn't find an extremely funny joke funny ! Says it all doesn't it !
2007-03-21 12:10:10 · answer #3 · answered by Joe Ninety 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heard it before but it is still very good. 10/10 nice job.
2007-03-21 09:28:18 · answer #4 · answered by Remnant 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha Ha
Busted!!!
Funny!
2007-03-21 09:40:09 · answer #5 · answered by HardCore 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Really good, not heard that before.
2007-03-21 09:23:15 · answer #6 · answered by mrs mac 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny
2007-03-21 09:22:48 · answer #7 · answered by hadndoc07 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG, talk about getting caught out......pml;))
2007-03-21 09:25:28 · answer #8 · answered by Welshchick 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OUCH!! He is soooo cheatin!! Very good!!!
Thanks!!
:o)
2007-03-21 09:22:34 · answer #9 · answered by unicorns_77 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
nice one
2007-03-21 10:19:59 · answer #10 · answered by jayz81 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋