breakfast cereal is? I mean he's obviously coming back real soon so we really need to start thinking of amenities and such for when he spends the night. I think it's important we do the best we can cuz we don't want a cranky Jesus early the morning for when he decides who stays and who goes. I love you big guy. *hugs and kisses*
2007-03-21 09:09:47 · 21 answers · asked by dogless stalker 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
You are strange.
2007-03-21 09:13:36 · answer #1 · answered by Lacking Daisies 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
He's going to need a lot more than just breakfast, kiddo. I was talking to his housekeeper, and she says he likes two eggs over easy with a pinch of ceyenne pepper. His favorite movie is the Godfather. He loves pedicures, wears patcholi and he can sing 'Raindrops Keep Falling on My Head" in the shower for three weeks while walking on water. He loves pit bulls and visiting the Grand Canyon in his new R.V. He says he's sorry about New Orleans, and everybody can go home now. And he always skips through the toll booths without paying. He plans to open up a Hard Rock Cafe in Sturgis, South Dakota. Either that or a tatoo parlor for his Mom. He's riding his Harley Davidson to Washington, D.C. next month to protest against 5 day work weeks and to promote the legalization of marajuana. Pepare ye the way!
2007-03-21 16:25:59 · answer #2 · answered by Konswayla 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Jesus likes thinks that are wholesome and multi-cultural. Therefore, you are best to serve Him Shredded Wheat, Shreddies, and all flavours of Min-Wheats cereals. He might also make an exception for Capn' Cruch as well. All of these cereals are part of a complete breakfast that I am sure our Lord and Saviour will enjoy when He returns!
2007-03-21 16:22:04 · answer #3 · answered by Me 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Dude. Wierd Question. But I'd Say Corn Pops. No Reason. Thats Just What I Think.
2007-03-21 16:18:28 · answer #4 · answered by Midget 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Jesus doesn't play favorites, so I would suggest, mixing every cereal know to man in a bowl and then eat it yourself, because when he does come back you will need all the energy possible to argue your case before His throne. God bless you always.
2007-03-21 16:14:19 · answer #5 · answered by Perhaps I love you more 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Come on...everyone knows Jesus favorite cereal is Eternal Life. I hear the Quakers will be putting it out.
2007-03-21 16:26:18 · answer #6 · answered by Guvo 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I bet he doesn't really have a favorite. But whatever you serve him, he will like it. You have to imagine that no matter what you serve him, he can make it taste like anything he wants. This way he'll enjoy it and make you happy at the same time.
2007-03-21 16:14:40 · answer #7 · answered by biscuitperifrank 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It would definitely be the V egg. Like V eats in V is for Vendetta.
2007-03-21 16:15:14 · answer #8 · answered by Shmesh 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cap'n crunch cuts the roof of your mouth! i think he's a frosted flakes or a lucky charmes kinda guy. maybe trix but i dont think he'd lean towards the fruity side.
2007-03-21 16:15:09 · answer #9 · answered by iron chef bryan 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Whatever it is, He will be drinking Choc Full Of Nuts coffee with it for sure.
2007-03-21 16:14:50 · answer #10 · answered by lunatic 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cocoa rice crispies
2007-03-21 16:23:11 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋