Why did the pervert cross the road?
I heard it on the news this morning, but the wouldn't say the answer!
2007-03-21 09:01:36 · 13 answers · asked by ~♥The Hon♥~ 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2007-03-21 09:02:18 · update #1
Because he was stuck to the chicken.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To show the armadillo/raccoon that it was possible.
But why did the chicken cross the road again?
Because it was a double-crosser.
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide.
Why did the chicken cross the beach?
To get to the other tide.
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Chickens hadn't evolved yet.
Why did the turtle cross the road?
To get to the Shell station!
Why did the pervert cross the road?
He was stuck in the chicken.
Why did the scientist cross the road?
To invent the other side.
Why did the lawyer cross the road?
To get to the car accident on the other side.
Why did Dr. Kevorkian cross the road?
To help the patient find the other side.
Why did Jim Morrison cross the road?
To break on through to the other side.
2007-03-21 09:05:56 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
2 get 2 the lil girl on the other side.
2007-03-21 09:05:02 · answer #2 · answered by Spongebob 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you heard that on the news? what station? all i heard was the new law saying they couldnt live within 1000ft of any place that large groups of children and teens hang out(arkades,schools,youth camps,ect...)
2007-03-21 09:10:37 · answer #3 · answered by premedhopeful 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
to do the person on the other side
2007-03-21 09:23:58 · answer #4 · answered by Shirley P 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
his c*ck was stuck inside the chicken
2007-03-21 09:08:10 · answer #5 · answered by glass. 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
to get to the porn shop on the other side!
2007-03-21 09:12:55 · answer #6 · answered by chelsea.lane 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
to get the chick out of his azz?
2007-03-21 09:07:29 · answer #7 · answered by gloria w 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
to get to the other side?
2007-03-21 09:05:08 · answer #8 · answered by Ariel 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
to get to the rehabilitation center!
2007-03-21 09:19:17 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
maybe he was being chased out of town
2007-03-21 09:08:09 · answer #10 · answered by re_nec_ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋