One day, a diver was enjoying the aquatic world 20 feet below sea level. He noticed a guy at the same depth he was, with no scuba gear on whatsoever.
The diver went below another 10 feet, but the guy joined him a minute later. The diver went below 15 more feet, and a minute later, the same guy joined him.
This confused the diver, so he took out a waterproof pad and pencil, and wrote, "Amazing! How are you able to stay this deep down without equipment?"
The guy took the pencil and pad, erased what the diver had written, and wrote, "I'm drowning, you moron!"
2007-03-21 08:59:56 · 33 answers · asked by belgium 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
not a good one to me so dont say it
2007-03-21 09:02:18 · answer #1 · answered by Mr. Romance 1 · 1⤊ 4⤋
Decent
2007-03-21 09:16:14 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
More obvious than I thought, not bad 7/10
2007-03-21 11:02:58 · answer #3 · answered by zeroartmac 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not good this is a good joke
three little boy are in the park watching a couple having sex the police come by and arrest them ant tell the little boys that they have to come to court and testify to what they had seen so the court day comes and the judge ask the first little boy what he had seen the little boy say man i seen to people ******* man the judge says you cant talk that way in my court that will be $10. so he ask the second boy what he saw he says man i seen to people ******* man the judge says i told you about that language that will cost you $10. so he ask the third little boy what he saw he sets there and thinks about it for a minute and say i saw ten toes up ten toes down asses moving all around she opened up and he went in and if that ain't ******* you owe me ten.
2007-03-21 09:14:21 · answer #4 · answered by chris a 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
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2016-12-15 05:39:41 · answer #5 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10/10!
2007-03-21 09:52:17 · answer #6 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think I heard that before, but it was still funny. It always make me laugh!
2007-03-21 09:39:40 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes i love it i think it is nice! good job man you really rock this one you really hit the spot with this one good job once again i really love you joke i just can not stop laughing at it you really did nail this one man.
2007-03-21 09:46:46 · answer #8 · answered by lil boosie 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, funny joke. Chris, your joke wasn't funny, it was lame and crude.
2007-03-21 09:31:14 · answer #9 · answered by zmn 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, it's unexpecting of what was going to happen.
GOOD JOKE!
2007-03-21 09:03:42 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
awright, i guess 6/10
2007-03-21 09:04:02 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋