Q.What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?
A. "Legs."
Q. "What does a dog do that a man steps into?"
A. "Pants."
Q. What starts with a C, ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin, whitish liquid?"
A. "Coconut."
Q. "What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?"
A. "Bubble gum."
Q."What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog does on three legs?"
A. "Shake hands."
Q."What word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K' that means a lot of heat and exciteme
A. Firetruck
2007-03-21 08:59:53 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I read these in a joke and thought they were funny. (for those of you who don't exactly get what I'm asking: Questions that sound like they would have "dirty" answers but are actually logical) =]
2007-03-21 09:28:47 · update #1
hell naw
2007-03-21 09:02:46 · answer #1 · answered by Mr. Romance 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Q. Why is the whale crossing the road?
A. To get to the other tide!
Q. How does an polar bear builds his home ?
A. Iglues (Igloo) it together!
Q. Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
A: He didn't had the guts!
Q. What's Terminator favorite food
A. Pasta la vista!
2007-03-21 16:13:21 · answer #2 · answered by Coolgal 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Q."What is round, hard, and has a head on it.
A. "A coin"
Q."What does a man have in his pants that woman doesnt have in her skirt"
A."Pockets"
Q."What are white, round, and have dimples on them"
A."Golf balls"
Q."Three women are sitting on a fence. Once is licking an ice cream cone, one is biting an ice cream cone, and the third is sucking on an ice cream cone...which one is married?"
A."The one wearing a wedding ring"
I hope that you like these.
2007-03-21 16:19:00 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Q.what do you call a cow with no legs?
A. ground beef
2007-03-21 16:03:50 · answer #4 · answered by glass. 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
nope not me, you must of been bored to take the time to write that all out...
2007-03-21 16:06:55 · answer #5 · answered by Sunset 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i hate thise kind of jokes
2007-03-21 16:03:28 · answer #6 · answered by Reid N 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
no way your silly!!!!!
2007-03-21 16:02:49 · answer #7 · answered by cool chick 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no...y
2007-03-21 16:03:36 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋