you have just recieved the amish virus. because we have no computers or engineering experiance, this virus works on the honor system. please delete all files from your harddrive and then manually forward this virus to everyone on your mailing list.
we appreciate your cooporation.
the amish engineering department.
when i got this virus i did not think that it was a big deal because i always back everything up. but then i remembered that i had an essay that i hadn't copied to a disk yet!
after i deleted averything because of the virus i had no way of getting it back. i saw some people do it on those stupid crime shows so i wanted to ask if you know how i can get that file back.
also i am sorry that i had to infect you but you had to know what virus i was talking about in order to help me.
i hope you backed everything up.
2007-03-21 08:49:36 · 10 answers · asked by philosophizer 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
that was really cute - thanks for sharing it!
2007-03-21 09:29:37 · answer #1 · answered by Unity 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
To interpret our philosophizer friend,
How many times must they tell me I need to follow their rules to keep my job? Every time I do things their way, the task gets screwed up until I correct it my own way. I want to...
One sec, I need to restore. Ah, crap...my answer was deleted. Nevermind.
2007-03-21 09:12:21 · answer #2 · answered by Guvo 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol...nice...
sorry, but us fundies can't be infected. We would convince ourselves the virus doesn't exist and proceed with life...just like if someone stole our pants we would convince ourselves we still have pants (It's Gods will) and therefore go to work in pink boxers.
2007-03-21 08:56:24 · answer #3 · answered by Jedi 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thank you. I wanted a good excuse to get a new computer anyway! :)
2007-03-21 09:06:53 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh my f'n science! That's too awesome! :)
... start, run, cmd...
C:\>format c: /q /u
This will erase all data on the hard drive? Are you SURE? Y
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2007-03-21 08:55:10 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's hilarious!
2007-03-21 08:53:25 · answer #6 · answered by Some Dude 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I knew I should have backed up.
2007-03-21 08:53:45 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thank you very much.
2007-03-21 08:54:09 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
*laughing* That's AWESOME.
2007-03-21 08:52:20 · answer #9 · answered by ZER0 C00L ••AM••VT•• 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thanks i love the amish
2007-03-21 08:53:41 · answer #10 · answered by Perhaps I love you more 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋