What's the difference between a dead kangaroo (road kill), and a dead lawyer on the road?
There are skid marks in front of the roo.
Jesus walks into a motel,
slams a bag of nails on the counter, and says:
"Can you put me up for the night?"
2007-03-21 08:46:31 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
lol funny. Contrary to fundamental belief, give up your day job and keep em coming!
2007-03-21 08:53:01 · answer #1 · answered by Jedi 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Is this a question?
I'd hope if there is a god, he'd be Groucho!!
2007-03-21 15:49:58 · answer #2 · answered by Tania La Güera 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Harpo, because he never speaks.
2007-03-21 15:57:41 · answer #3 · answered by Sweetchild Danielle 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't give up your day job.
2007-03-21 15:49:51 · answer #4 · answered by nycguy10002 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm not laughing
2007-03-21 15:56:34 · answer #5 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
are you trying to piss off the fundies?
2007-03-21 15:50:35 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋