An all new product made from tin foil and cloth will shield you from the omniscient gaze of god so you can engage in activities that god disapproves of like sex outside of marriage, homosexual activates, idol worship and may more and god wouldn't know so he couldn't punish you. How does it work? I hear you say well the answer is that it works in mysterious ways that no one can understand. What evidence is there that it works? You just have to believe it does. See what Brian says:
"It's brilliant at 1st I was sceptical then I blindly accepted that it works and refused to question that it works and now I can see that it does!!!" Brian
The omniscience deflection cloak now available at all good shops £25.95!!!
Now available the omniscience deflection tent for when you need space to blaspheme £50.99 yes only £50.99!!!!!!!
Guaranteed to stop god from seeing!!! Yes Guaranteed!!!!
2007-03-21 08:06:10 · 5 answers · asked by Say no to jesus 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
What kind of product is that? Yeah. Stupid product! That's impossible! God is God and He sees all things! He even made the entire universe and now you're saying He is not able to see through tin foil and cloth???
2007-03-28 20:48:49 · answer #1 · answered by svit-kona 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
A "god" can't see anything anyways so this is a rip off. The "God" sees everything so this is still a rip off.
2007-03-29 03:17:39 · answer #2 · answered by rfurgy 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I got one before they hit the markets. I would never pay full price when I can get one off the back of a truck.
2007-03-21 08:11:30 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Would you take 50lb of fat u.s.instead ?
I think you product might be moot, unless your thinking about God, are you?
2007-03-27 11:46:15 · answer #4 · answered by j.wisdom 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Only from a polymath.
2007-03-21 08:31:44 · answer #5 · answered by Terry 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋