what is the most annoying/grossest thing a person can do on a first date??

Answer 1

How about making doggy-doo salad? I think that's a pretty gross thing for a man to do on a first date!

Let me sum up a first (and only) date I once had with a man I'll call Joe. He invited me for a dinner date. He was supposed to pick me up at my house at 6pm. He showed up at 6:35 all sweaty and nasty. Though he owned a car, he had the bright idea to ride his bike 13 miles to my house in the heat of summer just for the exercise. He then brought his bike into the house and walked it across my carpet even though the tires had lots of doggy-doo on them. (Some of the stains never came out.) When he noticed that he tracked doo on my carpet, he reached down with bare hands and tried to scoop it up. He then put it on top of my kitchen countertop. Next thing I know, he is looking around in my kitchen, opening my oven and refrigerator even though this was his very first time in my house. He asked where's dinner? I told him I didn't make anything. He proceeded to cuss me out and told me how stupid I was for not having something ready by then when he was supposed to be there by 6.

The bad part is that he never said I had to cook. I thought we were going out to eat. He said it was the woman's place to feed her man and that I should have known to have food ready on time. When he finally noticed his attitude was bothering me, he calmed down and said, "Don't worry. We'll spruce something up together." He took the doggy doo off the counter, put it in a mixing bowl and set it on the floor so he could have the counter space. He then took out a head of lettuce and set it right where the doo had been without washing off the counter. After he shredded the lettuce, he took out a plate and dumped the doo on it and put it on the floor. He then used the mixing bowl to put the lettuce in so he would have room to toss a salad. He also chopped tomatoes on the counter where the doggy doo had been.

I was shy and had no idea what to say or how to stop him. I was just in so much shock that I could not respond at all. After he finished making the salad, he dumped the doo back onto the counter and used the plate for himself. He said, "There's no need to dirty an extra plate." All the while, he never washed his hands though he handled the doo several times. He never washed the counter, bowl, or plate. He was just so disgusting! I just told him I wasn't hungry. He crammed down every bit of the salad he had made.

After he ate, he belched quite loudly and chunks actually blew out of his mouth, some even landed in my face. He decided to leave right after he ate because he thought I was an impolite host refusing to eat with my guest after he went through so much trouble to make dinner (WOW a doggy-doo salad that even Scooby-Doo wouldn't eat!) The whole time, I was just too floored to say anything, but I was the most shocked that he rejected me before I had a chance to reject him.

Answer 2

I went with a guy on our first date (it was blind date) to the movies and he kept throwing pop corn at me trying to land them inside my shirt... needless to say that I didn't go out with him on a second date...

Answer 3

I had this one guy who saved getting a telephone call from this female who enjoyed him as quickly as I went out with him, and he saved answering it and chatting along with her, I swear he spent incredibly much 0.5 the night chatting along with her, I purely had to slap him.

Answer 4

Shoot out a snot rocket because they got too excited while talking about their collection of rare tortilla shells.

Answer 5

spit a wad of chewing tobacco spit in the cuff of your pants in your dates parents house

Answer 6

I would say finger you. I don't know I just thought of something.

Answer 7

Blow his/her nose at the dinner table.

Answer 8

gross- pick their nose, fart, spit...
annoying- talk about their ex, check out other ppl

Answer 9

pick thier nose!!!!! thats a pet peave for me and its really nasty...

Answer 10

fart at the dinner table.