One day a man died and went to Heaven. St. Peter
met him and said"I'm really sorry, but it wasn't your turn yet. I am going to grant you a wish and return you to Earth". The man said "You know, I hate flying and boats, so build me a road between California and Hawaii."
St Peter exclaimed "That is a physical imposibility, I can't do it." So the man said "OK, give me the ability to understand women." St. Peter thinks for a moment, and then says "Would you like that 2 or 4 lane?"
2007-03-21 06:59:25 · 10 answers · asked by wildbill05733 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lmao you know hes right.
2007-03-21 07:02:02 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
really? thats funny because it takes one thing to understand a woman: LISTEN!!!
2007-03-21 14:03:21 · answer #2 · answered by bean123 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heard it, except it was with a Biker and God.
2007-03-21 14:27:21 · answer #3 · answered by qųěęŋ ŏf ħęãŗţş 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao, are we that difficult to understand? i think not.
2007-03-21 14:07:26 · answer #4 · answered by Mrspaul 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol that was very funy! haha lol
2007-03-21 15:20:51 · answer #5 · answered by mynameismebutidontknowdidit 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha!
2007-03-21 14:23:13 · answer #6 · answered by Dusty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
okay...so what's your question?
2007-03-21 14:02:10 · answer #7 · answered by qtpie831 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. Men should just try................! LOL.
2007-03-21 17:22:33 · answer #8 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny....
2007-03-21 14:09:05 · answer #9 · answered by J Lo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL..... thanks for a laugh......
2007-03-21 14:04:46 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋