50 fun things to do in the store...?

Question

1.lick the cashier's hand
2.Take the carts for a joy ride
3.talk really loud and say"Help me i'm under attack!"
4.switch the shaving cream with the whipped cream
5.Go upto someone look them deep in the eye...and say "Can i eat you?"
6.Do the same thing as number 5 but instead say "i love you"
7.Go upto a random person and say(lil kid voice)"where do babies come from?"
8.try to start a game 'I Spy" with somebody in line
9.Try to read the name of the cashier name tag and get closer
10.Sit in the corner of an aisle and say"go to my happy place go to my happyplce.."while rocking back and forth
11.mutter to your self and when someone asks you what's wrong you scream and say"I see a bomb in your future"
12.open all the boxes of crayons and paper and start drawing and spread crayons all over
13.start jumping around and scream"get it out'or"get it off" over n over n stop and say "tricked you.." when a big group of people gathered around you
14.slap someone in the face and run away

15.go sit in front of a tv display and start saying"it won't turn on!" or "the grudge is comin!" and run for your life screamin
16.you wait in line with someone and pretend your with them and ask them to get you a lot of stuff
17.pretend you r inline with someone and throw a temper tantrum when you don't get what u want
18.scream really loud and say it was the person next to you
19.play with the barbies
20.fill a cart and leave it
21.go to the register 10 items or less with like 20 items
22.wear a trench coat take a toy gun and hide it
23.open a bag of candy and pull one out at a time and throw it while yelling "I hate this kind"
24.when you walk in the store you start singing and go upto people with a hat
25.hum the batman theme and pretend to fly all around the store
26.climb onto the conveyor belt with a box in your arms and say"dont take it" if they tell you to get down you say"if i do i'm gonna fall into the fiery depths of hell!"
27.ask 4 a hug if no hug em enyway

28.sit in the middle of store
29.set up a kissing booth
30.be a kid!
31.act like a dog
32.go upto ppl and meow
33.run upto a guy/gal and say "mommy/daddy i finally found you"
34.be security n stop ppl from coming in
35.go upto someone and just scream
36.Yell BINGO
37.fall asleep
38.start saying you need the bathroom and say oops...
39.go upto everybody and say store's closing
40.start eating the food!
41.try on the clothes and walk around all day in the store and say never mind and take them off n leave
42.fall and start screamin in pain then get up and walk away

You finsih the rest
Be creative

Answer 1

lmao. keep 'em coming!

i starred you cuz i gotta try those.

for number 5 you could also do - look someone deep in the eyes and ask; are you for sale? in a really creepy way

as you walk by other ppls unattended carts, put more stuff in there when they arent looking.

talk to the fruit in the produce section.

throw a fit like a little kid when you are in line by all the candy (only if you are with someone) and act like they wont let you get any.

Answer 2

HAHAHA omgosh that was soo good. Reminds me of the 50 things to do in an elevator. lol.
15. Go around shaking ppl back n' forth screaming "There're coming they're coming!! We're all ganna die!!!"
16.Go up to all the guys and start yelling at them going... "i know you!!! Your my baby's daddy!" If they say no...make up a story trying to convince them.
17. Start crying histaricly at someone and when they ask what wrong say... "I'm a human bomb get as far away from me as you can!"
LOL sorry if mine are lame....lol. I tryed lol.

Answer 3

Lol!! That was funny!!
15): Get a pair of Heelys/CruzShuz and whiz around the whole store!
16): Eat all the food in the store
17): Trip people up
18): See who can shout 'Boegies' out the loudest. lmao!!

I'll think of some more later.

Answer 4

Grab a Playboy magazine off the magazine rack and walk around the store staring at the centerfold. Whenever you get close to someone, hold the centerfold in front of their face, and scream, "Do you think she's pretty!"

Answer 5

15. try to put a bag of m'm's on layaway
16. make a line of tomato juice /mountain dew to the bathroom
17. slip a box of tampon/condoms in some1 else's cart
18. hide in the clothes rack and as ppl look at them say "pick me, pick me" in a small voice.

Answer 6

where's the other 36?

Answer 7

11.mutter to your self and when someone asks you what's wrong you scream and say"I see a bomb in your future"

this is great!

Answer 8

15. If they sell alarm clocks, set all of them to the polka channel then set them all to "wake to radio option"alarm

Answer 9

haha thanx for the advise next time i go to the store ill do them

Answer 10

you forgot to mention the part when you take of your clothes, and strut around in the buff, claiming its the new fashion.