Is the Easter basket my local Bank wants to give me, a tool of Satan?

Question

Or a freindly non-religious gift? I'd prefer a savings bond! Christians, what should I think?

Answer 1

The basket, a friendly non-religious gift is actually a marketing tool used by your bank to tempt you in to the bank. That's the good news. The bad news is that your bank is a tool of Satan's to tempt you in to hell!