Does that mean that there's elephant's in the closet?? Happy retarded logicc day everyone gimme the best you got!!! BTW how come nobody's asked me to R&S prom??? I don't wanna go stag!!!!!!!!!!
2007-03-21 06:26:23 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
If the glass is half full then it is required that you stand on your head to drink it. If it is half empty then you need to pour it out on your cat and then throw your cat at the next purple car that drives by.
2007-03-21 06:34:24 · answer #1 · answered by real illuminati(Matt) 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Than the glass must also be half empty. No, there is no elephant in your closet. Happy retarded logic day to you too! Not sure why no one is asking you to go to R/S prom.
2007-03-21 06:34:43 · answer #2 · answered by Maikeru 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
if the glass is half full you shouldnt worry about the elephant in the closet. You should probably be starting on that next step to better yourself.
2007-03-21 06:32:36 · answer #3 · answered by Hunter S 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you can't tell me how the life on earth actually started you must admit a Creator exists! umm, yeah, whatever, please step away from my car now.
And if you fill your glass the rest of the way you will have 2 half full glasses of water, right?
2007-03-21 06:32:24 · answer #4 · answered by U-98 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Depends on what you perceive the glass being half full of... some see water, some perceive it as poison...
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2007-03-21 06:30:18 · answer #5 · answered by vinslave 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just means the tap is too far from the glass.
You forgot to ask...............
What Should I Do?
Get A Grip.
2007-03-21 06:31:49 · answer #6 · answered by Get A Grip 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If I knew it was retarded logic day, I would have asked my invisible friend to bring toilet paper...
2007-03-21 06:30:30 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You have twice as much glass as you need.
2007-03-21 06:30:28 · answer #8 · answered by ZER0 C00L ••AM••VT•• 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My glass is half empty... but oddly it's the bottom half that's empty...
2007-03-21 06:31:38 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
then the other half of the fluids u deposited it elsewhere
2007-03-21 06:36:47 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋