2007-03-21 06:08:36 · 5 answers · asked by tom2day 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That's pretty impressive. Unfortunately, my last email account got deleted because I received five in a matter of hours. So I feel your pain if you get deleted, but just understand that as long as I'm around, you'll always be second best. Mental Note: If you're an Atheist, stay out of the Religion & Spirituality section. They tear you apart in violations there.
2007-03-21 06:19:23 · answer #1 · answered by johnmfsample 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yep, you sure can! Certainly had more fun than this pair:
Sam has been in the computer business for 25 years and is finally sick of the stress. He quits his job and buys 50 acres of land in Vermont as far from humanity as possible. Sam sees the postman once a week and gets groceries once
a month. Otherwise it's total peace and quiet.
After six months or so of almost total isolation, he's finishing dinner when someone knocks on his door. He opens it and there is a big, bearded Vermonter standing there.
"Name's Enoch... Your neighbor from four miles over the ridge... Having a party Saturday... Thought you'd like to come."
"Great," says Sam, "after six months of this I'm ready to meet some local folks. Thank you."
As Enoch is leaving he stops, "Gotta warn you there's gonna be some drinkin'."
"Not a problem... After 25 years in the computer business, I can drink with the best of 'em."
Again, as he starts to leave Enoch stops. "More 'n' likely gonna be some fightin' too."
"Man", Sam thinks... "Tough crowd." "Well, I get along with people. I'll be there. Thanks again."
Once again Enoch turns from the door. "I've seen some wild sex at these parties, too." "Alright!", thought Sam, "I can handle that." "So what should wear?" he asked.
"Don't matter," Enoch replied. "Just gonna be the two of us."
2007-03-21 19:01:38 · answer #2 · answered by sprinting_turtle 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sounds to me like you have had enough partying.. Time to move on man, and get your act together.
2007-03-21 13:12:27 · answer #3 · answered by Dawn H 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That bad, huh? Sure won't do any good to cry. Sounds like someone didn't like you much. lol I guess---Just take it like a man.
Better luck today.
2007-03-21 13:22:55 · answer #4 · answered by old_woman_84 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hell Ya!
2007-03-21 13:11:58 · answer #5 · answered by Celeste P 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋