There's these three guys waiting to be executed by firing squad. They bring the men to the execution grounds. The guards shout, "Ready! Aim...!" Then, there's this tornado, and the first man shouts "Twister! Run for your lives!" So they all ran and he escaped. Next day, they bring the second prisoner out to be executed. The guards shout, "Ready! Aim...!" Then, there's this earthquake. So the seconf man shouts, "Earthquake! Run for your lives!" They all run and he escapes. Next day, they bring out the last prisoner. "Ready! Aim...!" Near the execution grounds is a forest. And in that forest is a brushfire. The third man shouts, "FIRE!"
2007-03-21 05:52:02 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Nice one Silent, he should have shouted volcano.
2007-03-21 08:00:24 · answer #1 · answered by Cowboy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's funny because he brought his own demise upon himself. That's genuinely humorous. It's like, he has a chance to escape, but he blows it. Funny how we use tragedy as comedy. I laughed a lot. I was rofl-ing. I lol'd out loud. funny. Except it's three blondes....
2007-03-21 13:22:38 · answer #2 · answered by johnmfsample 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm the guy that got away in the twister. I feel bad for the third guy. I knew him. We were good friends. I'l miss you Johnny!
2007-03-21 13:05:29 · answer #3 · answered by Ruben 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The first time I heard this one I was too little to laugh so I just rolled over and sh!t.
2007-03-21 13:20:27 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Uh-oh! LOL.
Thanks for the laugh!
2007-03-21 13:12:29 · answer #5 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
poor thing.. haha the other guys got to live.
2007-03-21 13:02:37 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's sad!
2007-03-21 13:12:09 · answer #7 · answered by mai51156 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Maybe the 3rd guy was blonde... :o)
2007-03-21 13:25:01 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dishu...Dishu....Dishu...Blau
2007-03-21 13:47:40 · answer #9 · answered by Abi 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-03-21 13:00:37 · answer #10 · answered by nikkid6910705 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋