2007-03-21 05:47:05 · 24 answers · asked by Satan Lord Of Flames 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Await your turn!
Long time, no see, buddy!
Cheers!
Simon Templar
2007-03-21 05:50:09 · answer #1 · answered by In Memory of Simon Templar 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
First of all- Jesus is not going to rang your doorbell and run away; he will ring your doorbell and wait for you to let him into the door of your heart.
2007-03-21 05:54:37 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-11-27 19:50:54 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tell him to get back to the yardwork you hired him to do with the other 15 guys named Jesus.
2007-03-21 05:55:39 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jesus does not ring doorbells...He knocks. You should answer and let him in.
2007-03-21 06:03:07 · answer #5 · answered by RedE1 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dude, It was an imposter!
Jesus always stands at the door and knocks.
2007-03-21 05:52:25 · answer #6 · answered by Bobby Jim 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Put him on here next time I want to ask him if its true that only Christians are pure and the rest of us can go to hell.
2007-03-21 05:51:13 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
What should you do?
Seriously, he's at my door too.
He just stands at the door and knocks.
I'm sure you know it's just Satan and his goodie bag!
DO NOT open the door.
Scream, "away Satan, vile betrayer."
That should work.
Peace and God Bless.
2007-03-21 06:02:15 · answer #8 · answered by elibw 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Is there a flaming bag of dog poo on the ground?
2007-03-21 05:51:23 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
see Jesus has a sense of humor
2007-03-21 05:50:35 · answer #10 · answered by san_ann68 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Follow Him!!!
2007-03-21 05:50:33 · answer #11 · answered by redflite 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋